A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a
complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St.
Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely
death had to be some sort of mistake. "I'm much too young to die! I'm only
35!" St. Peter agreed that 35 did seem to be a bit young to be entering the
pearly gates, and agreed to check on his case. When St. Peter returned, he
told the attorney, "I'm afraid that the mistake must be yours, my son.
We;verified your age on the basis of the number of hours you've billed to
your;clients, and you're at least 108." party report