A lone ranger was lost deep in the graveyard crypt, desperation setting in as
he realized he wasn't outdoors to create a torch. Shortly later, he was seen
climbing up the crypt steps with a burning torch in one hand, a stack of
maplewood torches under the other arm, shirt covered with splinters and the
most joyous grin you ever did see.

(If your torches start misbehaving, let me know)

-Nu

A minor change to light objects (torches, lanterns, kerosene lamps, etc.)
is you can now refer to them as "lit" or "useless."

Example: drop useless torch
give lit torch to newbie