Parsin whacks you with a large, slimy salmon.

Can we just be honest here on BatMUD?...let's say what we really mean. Parsin
doesn't want to whack me with a salmon! The salmon is just metalepsis for his
penis (and a very hyperbolic substitution at that....it's down right
bomphiologic!...that's right, I'm saying Parsin has a small penis). I mean
think about the salmon--it's long
it's pink
it's wet, slimy, and smells like fish...just like my penis when I get finished
with Parsin's sister.

Furthermore, most of the fighter's in this game run around with "long blades".
They hit surreal monsters with their own "long blades". They compare "long
blades" to see which one hits harder, which one is bigger, which one has
better handling...enough of this self-aggrandizing behavior!

Let's be honest with each other. Why can't I just THWACK (tm) someone with my
cockhead? You know what I'm talking about...giving the good old mushroom
stamp of (dis)approval! For those of you versed in early '80's German porn,
give him or her the Danza! (and yes that is named after Tony Danza as he
showed those skeezy Austrian hoes just "Who's the Boss?")

Give us "thwack" emote!...

What's it going to take? Is Wayne Brady gonna need to choke a bitch?

This is simply my "fair and balanced" view on this.

Han.

P.S. Yes, this entire post was tongue-in-cheek, but dammit thwack emote would
be fun and dare I say, "cool"?!

P.P.S. Yes, I'm a filthy conservative American, and I'm coming for your
country as I look for any means for invasion and conversion to our jingoistic,
ethnocentric culture...but if I'm asking for such a "provocative" emote, it
begs the question "who's really conservative?"

P.P.S. Speed makes you ramble....stay away from shattered glass is not just a
warning about broken windows.