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In every car commercial on TV, sexy women are always turning to ogle any guy
in a new car. Think about how many awkwardly dumb problems this creates for
gay guys. Homosexuals men in good cars who are besieged by unwanted advanced
of gorgeous women need a car of their own-the Gay Car. You're no like other
men. Why should you drive their cars? When you slip behind the wheel of a Gay
Car, women will move back to Tulsa, Oklahoma. What else can they do when
you're driving the Gay Car, the only car ever made that will never drive women
crazy?
in a new car. Think about how many awkwardly dumb problems this creates for
gay guys. Homosexuals men in good cars who are besieged by unwanted advanced
of gorgeous women need a car of their own-the Gay Car. You're no like other
men. Why should you drive their cars? When you slip behind the wheel of a Gay
Car, women will move back to Tulsa, Oklahoma. What else can they do when
you're driving the Gay Car, the only car ever made that will never drive women
crazy?
Merri wrote:
In every car commercial on TV, sexy women are always turning to ogle any guy
in a new car. Think about how many awkwardly dumb problems this creates for
gay guys. Homosexuals men in good cars who are besieged by unwanted advanced
of gorgeous women need a car of their own-the Gay Car. You're no like other
men. Why should you drive their cars? When you slip behind the wheel of a Gay
Car, women will move back to Tulsa, Oklahoma. What else can they do when
you're driving the Gay Car, the only car ever made that will never drive women
crazy?
in a new car. Think about how many awkwardly dumb problems this creates for
gay guys. Homosexuals men in good cars who are besieged by unwanted advanced
of gorgeous women need a car of their own-the Gay Car. You're no like other
men. Why should you drive their cars? When you slip behind the wheel of a Gay
Car, women will move back to Tulsa, Oklahoma. What else can they do when
you're driving the Gay Car, the only car ever made that will never drive women
crazy?
I wanna take you to the gay bar bay bar gay bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
at the gay bar gay bar gay bar.
...
(c) Electric Six.
^o^
Les boys are glad to be gay
They're not afraid now
Disco bar in Germany
Les boys are glad to be
Upon parade now
Les boys got leather straps
Les boys got SS caps
But they got no gun now
Get dressed up get a little risquý
Got to do a little S&M these days
It's all in fun now
Les boys come on again
For the high class whores
And the businessmen
Who drive in their Mercedes Benz
To a disco bar in old Mýnchen
They get the jokes that the D.J. makes
They get nervous and they make mistakes
They're bad for business
Some tourist take a photograph
Les boys don't get one laugh
He says they're useless
Late at night when they've gone away
Les boys dream of jean genet
High heel shoes and a black beret
And the posters on the wall that say
Les boys do cabaret
Les boy are glad to be gay
-Dire Straits
They're not afraid now
Disco bar in Germany
Les boys are glad to be
Upon parade now
Les boys got leather straps
Les boys got SS caps
But they got no gun now
Get dressed up get a little risquý
Got to do a little S&M these days
It's all in fun now
Les boys come on again
For the high class whores
And the businessmen
Who drive in their Mercedes Benz
To a disco bar in old Mýnchen
They get the jokes that the D.J. makes
They get nervous and they make mistakes
They're bad for business
Some tourist take a photograph
Les boys don't get one laugh
He says they're useless
Late at night when they've gone away
Les boys dream of jean genet
High heel shoes and a black beret
And the posters on the wall that say
Les boys do cabaret
Les boy are glad to be gay
-Dire Straits
Favorit wrote:
Merri wrote:
In every car commercial on TV, sexy women are always turning to ogle any guy
in a new car. Think about how many awkwardly dumb problems this creates for
gay guys. Homosexuals men in good cars who are besieged by unwanted advanced
of gorgeous women need a car of their own-the Gay Car. You're no like other
men. Why should you drive their cars? When you slip behind the wheel of a Gay
Car, women will move back to Tulsa, Oklahoma. What else can they do when
you're driving the Gay Car, the only car ever made that will never drive women
crazy?
in a new car. Think about how many awkwardly dumb problems this creates for
gay guys. Homosexuals men in good cars who are besieged by unwanted advanced
of gorgeous women need a car of their own-the Gay Car. You're no like other
men. Why should you drive their cars? When you slip behind the wheel of a Gay
Car, women will move back to Tulsa, Oklahoma. What else can they do when
you're driving the Gay Car, the only car ever made that will never drive women
crazy?
I wanna take you to the gay bar bay bar gay bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
at the gay bar gay bar gay bar.
...
(c) Electric Six.
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