A old nun dies and goes to heaven, She is chatting with St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates when, all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling
screams.

"Don't worry about that," said St. Peter. "It's only some lady having holes
put in her shoulder blades for wings."

The old nun looked a bit uncomfortable but carried on with the conversation.
Ten minutes later there were more bloodcurdling screams.

"Oh my God," says the old nun, "now what's happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "she's just having her head drilled to fit the
halo."

"I can't do this," says the old nun, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there," says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old nun, "but I've already got holes for that!"