A press release from SNN (Shinarae News Network):

American President George W. Bush (or "lil' junior" as he is called around
Washington) held a speecch earlier today on the German-Polish border,
commemorating the many thousands who died in the tragedy that was the second
World War. In a rare show of world support, students, reporters, and pro-peace
activists from all over the globe attended this historic event.

"Sixty years ago, the world was suffering an unfortunate and terrible string
of events. Never before had such a catastrophe befallen the world of white
people. But in the end, good triumphed over evil, and the United States stands
ready to make sure such a horrifying tragedy never happens again." The
President was met with resounding applause for successfully pronouncing
'catastrophe'.

"When one nation infringes on the civil liberties of its citizens," he
continued, "by restricting such vital and unailienable human rights such as
freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and the right to gather peacefully in
non-violent protest, the United States will be there." This was met with more
applause, although some of the reporters were noticed whispering amongst
themselves.

"When one nation decides to persecute a single ethnicity or religion, unjsutly
blaming it for all its problems, and reducing members of that ethnicity or
religion to second-class citizen by restricting their rights, interfering with
their family and business, and preventing them from travelling, the United
States will be there." The President received only scattered applause, as the
Islamic members of the crowd seemed frozen in shocked silence.

"And when one country invades another," the President continued, "which
happens to be full of that selected ethnicity or religion, claiming self
defense against an imminent but non-existant threat, when that country siezes
the assets from the good citizens of that country, kills the civilians and
commits unspeakable, torturous war crimes..." The President's voice trailed
away as he looked over the silent crowd, and his subconscious (aided by his
long-forgotten Yale degree) smacked him with the full weight of the irony that
had been building for the last four years.

"Oh, God, what have I done?" Bush shrieked to the heavens, tore his clothing,
and ran sobbing off into the German wilderness. The Secret Service is in the
process of an all-out manhunt for the missing President, but hope is hard to
find, as Bush doesn't know enough German to ask to use the bathroom. Some
analysts claim he will be killed by acid rain, brought about by his failure to
sign the Kyoto pact.

When Vice President Dick Cheney was reached in his secret, bomb-proof
underground bunker for comment, he responded "Ick lieben mein kampf. Sieg
heil!"

Shinarae Lluminus