Dear Heartless Form Letter writing people

After sending you my best examples of poetry for a publication consideration
and after slaving away for hours to conjure the perfect words derived from
divine inspiration it seems that I have received a rejection letter by
mistake.

I find it odd that your staff would be so simple minded as to write something
as ignorant as: .Your work is very good but we're not sure we'd be able to do
justice to it.

Not able to do justice to it? Are you fucking stupid!? Of course you could do
justice to it you.re one of the largest fucking publishing houses on the east
coast!

Your faceless staff make me sick, like a vomiting rat in a filthy toilet

Your translucent attempt at sparing my feelings is both condescending and
pathetic.

I hope you all get severe paper-cuts around your throats and wrists, and blood
shoots from your bodies into your own eyes obscuring your vision rendering you
helpless in trying to dial .911.

I appreciate your time in reviewing my poetry and hope to hear that the above
issue has been rectified. Please send royalty checks to the address enclosed.



Hugs and kisses

Germaine.

squirrely wrath