There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.

A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches I'd get it!"

A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out
of the water, and I'd get it!"

A hunter thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear
will go to get the fish, and I'll shoot the bear"

A mouse thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear
would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and I'll steal
the cheese off his sandwich!"

A cat thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would
go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get
the cheese, and I'll get that mouse!"

Suddenly it all happened, the fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the
bear got the fish, the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the hunter's cheese,
but the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water. The moral of this story is
...

"Every time time a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet"

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