10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you some.

6. The person giving you some doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.

4. If you wear a Batman mask, no one will think you're weird.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. No guilt the next morning.

And the ..1 reason why Halloween is better than sex -

1. If you don't get what you want, just go next door


~Strikerbum Bum~