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>A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
> > > Barman says: "No."
> > > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > > Barman says: "No."
> > > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > > Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
> > > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > > Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fucking bread."
> > > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > > Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any
> > > fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking
> > > beak to the bar, you irritating bastard of a fucking
> > > bird!"
> > > Duck says: "Got any nails?"
> > > Barman says: "No"
> > > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
>
> > > Barman says: "No."
> > > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > > Barman says: "No."
> > > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > > Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
> > > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > > Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fucking bread."
> > > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> > > Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any
> > > fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking
> > > beak to the bar, you irritating bastard of a fucking
> > > bird!"
> > > Duck says: "Got any nails?"
> > > Barman says: "No"
> > > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
>
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