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#1
11 Jan 2006 06:31
 
 
1)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2)Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they
attack.
3)Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4) The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5) Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a
prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a
crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its
neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth and Chuck Norris taketh
away.
6) Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the
man ate a fucking Indian.
7) Chuck Norris doesnt shave
he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is
Chuck Norris.
8) If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cannot see Chuck
Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

-Jacen

 
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11 Jan 2006 07:26
 
 
Jacen wrote:
1)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2)Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they
attack.
3)Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4) The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5) Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a
prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a
crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its
neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth and Chuck Norris taketh
away.
6) Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the
man ate a fucking Indian.
7) Chuck Norris doesnt shave
he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is
Chuck Norris.
8) If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cannot see Chuck
Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

-Jacen
IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to
appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some
of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the
Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make
of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither
take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made
up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in
my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be
interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice
Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

^o^

 
 
 
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