The Pope dies.
At the Gates of Heaven he\'s met by St. Peter.
\"What is your name?\", asks St.Peter
\"I am the Pope.\"
\"Pope... pope...\", mutters St.Peter. \"Sorry, but there\'s
nobody named \'Pope\' on my list.\"
\"What?? How is it possible? I\'ve been the representative of God on
Earth for my whole life!\"
\"What?! God has a representative on Earth?\", asks Peter and looks
very surprised. \"Strange, I haven\'t heard a thing about that...\"
\"But I\'m the head of the Catholic Church!\"
\"Catholic Church? Never heard... Wait a moment, I\'ll ask the
Chief.\"
\"Chief\", says St.Peter to God, \"There\'s this guy at the
Gates who says he\'s Your representative and that his name is \'pope\'. Does
that ring any bells?\"
\"No\", says God. \"But we might ask Jesus, maybe He
knows.\"
God and Peter hurriedly explain the situation to Jesus.
\"Wait here, I\'ll go and talk with him myself, and get to the bottom of
this thing\", says Jesus.
After about 10 minutes Jesus comes back, still laughing hard.
\"Guess what guys? Remember that fishermen\'s club I organized some 2000
years ago? IT STILL EXISTS!!\"