Formula For the Typical shitty "Hit single" Rap/R&B Song

Body: I have figured it out!! The next time you see me I'll be rich!

Step 1:
Name yourself and your posse something that has to do with money, or violence,
like: "Fat Diggity Cash & The Bullet Squad"

Step 2:
Name your album according to your hood. Example: "F*uck The Jury....and other
Hot-lanta Chronicles"

Step 3:
Name your Hit Single. Make Sure it features every other rapper known to man,
and "unknowns" your "Bringin' to the spotlight" Make sure nobody understands
the title: Example: "Cracka-lackin'-diggity-smackin" Also ensure there are 7
"re-mixes" of the song...as bonus tracks.

Step 4:
Write the "song". Verse 1: write about how many bitches "drawers" you just got
into, and mention how it's only tuesday. Don't forget to reference their
booty's, and have all the featured rappes yell "daaaaamn" at the same time.
Verse 2: write about how much money you have, and how big your rims are. If
your from California, write about how much weed you smoke. Chorus: Repeat the
same 3 lines over and over again. it should include your title, and where your
homies can find you (usually reference a club, or a location where you can do
some weird body movement like a shoulda' lean) Verse 3: write about how
nobody, and I mean NOBODY should fuck with you, because you're a fierce
killer. Diss a few people while your at it. Repeat the chorus for about 3 more
minutes, and fade out, but don't forget to reference everybody in "shout-out"
format as the song fades. Reference yourself again, and the name of your
posse, and finish with a "we out"

Step 5:
Have a big radio station play it over and over and over and over and over and
over and over again every day.

Step 6:
Win your Grammy, and reference at the end of your speech when your new ablum
"drops"

Step 7:
Repeat.

----------------------------------------------
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.