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6. You should stop playing American "football." There is only one kind of
football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.
The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may
have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer
be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it
would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game.
Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is
similar to American "football," but does not involve stopping for a rest every
twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour). We are hoping to get
together at least an American rugby sevens side by 2005.
Above is from the revocation of independence of USA, penned allegedly by John
Cleese.
football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.
The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may
have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer
be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it
would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game.
Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is
similar to American "football," but does not involve stopping for a rest every
twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour). We are hoping to get
together at least an American rugby sevens side by 2005.
Above is from the revocation of independence of USA, penned allegedly by John
Cleese.
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Mazzon wrote:
6. You should stop playing American "football." There is only one kind of
football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.
The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may
have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer
be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it
would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game.
Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is
similar to American "football," but does not involve stopping for a rest every
twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour). We are hoping to get
together at least an American rugby sevens side by 2005.
Above is from the revocation of independence of USA, penned allegedly by John
Cleese.
football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.
The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may
have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer
be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it
would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game.
Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is
similar to American "football," but does not involve stopping for a rest every
twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour). We are hoping to get
together at least an American rugby sevens side by 2005.
Above is from the revocation of independence of USA, penned allegedly by John
Cleese.
steroids, I'm assuming you'd want all the padding your body could handle as
well.
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