A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for
work in six weeks."

"That is nothing," a German doctor says. "We can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."

"In my country," says the British doctor, "medicine is so advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them
out looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected: "You guys are way behind.
We are about to take a woman with no brains, put her in the White House, and
then half the country will be out looking for work."