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#1
04 Mar 2008 23:50
 
 
Last night I got home and put my hand in my pocket. I found my keys no
problem. I didn't find the keyhole though, and while searching for it I
stumbled upon the cat who was trying to get inside too. I picked myself up and
searched for for they keys in the darkness and my wallet fell out of my
pocket.
I finally found the keys but they were now hopelessly entagled and I had no
idea which key was the right one. I got frustrated and fumbled for my
cigarrettes. I found one, no problem and after groping around some more, found
the lighter I'd also dropped on the porch along with my wallet.
I lit up the smoke and realized that I had it in my mouth the wrong way around
and had just breathed in a lungful of molten filter. Spitting and fuming and
blinded from the sudden exposed flame I kicked the cat, bashed in the door
with an axe and proceeded to write a rant in the BS group.

 
Rating:
16
Votes:
20
 
 
Malar
W i z a r d
4y, 67d, 19h, 30m, 6s old
Level:
60 [Wizard]
 
 
#2
05 Mar 2008 07:02
 
 
Malar wrote:
Last night I got home and put my hand in my pocket. I found my keys no
problem. I didn't find the keyhole though, and while searching for it I
stumbled upon the cat who was trying to get inside too. I picked myself up and
searched for for they keys in the darkness and my wallet fell out of my
pocket.
I finally found the keys but they were now hopelessly entagled and I had no
idea which key was the right one. I got frustrated and fumbled for my
cigarrettes. I found one, no problem and after groping around some more, found
the lighter I'd also dropped on the porch along with my wallet.
I lit up the smoke and realized that I had it in my mouth the wrong way around
and had just breathed in a lungful of molten filter. Spitting and fuming and
blinded from the sudden exposed flame I kicked the cat, bashed in the door
with an axe and proceeded to write a rant in the BS group.
But how did you find the axe?!

 
Rating:
8
Votes:
8
 
 
Cannedheat
1y, 81d, 7h, 15m, 18s old
Level:
60
 
 
#3
05 Mar 2008 10:45
 
 
Malar wrote:
Last night I got home and put my hand in my pocket. I found my keys no
problem. I didn't find the keyhole though, and while searching for it I
stumbled upon the cat who was trying to get inside too. I picked myself up and
searched for for they keys in the darkness and my wallet fell out of my
pocket.
I finally found the keys but they were now hopelessly entagled and I had no
idea which key was the right one. I got frustrated and fumbled for my
cigarrettes. I found one, no problem and after groping around some more, found
the lighter I'd also dropped on the porch along with my wallet.
I lit up the smoke and realized that I had it in my mouth the wrong way around
and had just breathed in a lungful of molten filter. Spitting and fuming and
blinded from the sudden exposed flame I kicked the cat, bashed in the door
with an axe and proceeded to write a rant in the BS group.
You forgot to mention the booze!

CM

 
Rating:
-1
Votes:
3
 
 
Crawe
N e w b i e  H e l p e r
2y, 48d, 3h, 33m, 52s old
Level:
72