Last night I got home and put my hand in my pocket. I found my keys no
problem. I didn't find the keyhole though, and while searching for it I
stumbled upon the cat who was trying to get inside too. I picked myself up and
searched for for they keys in the darkness and my wallet fell out of my
pocket.
I finally found the keys but they were now hopelessly entagled and I had no
idea which key was the right one. I got frustrated and fumbled for my
cigarrettes. I found one, no problem and after groping around some more, found
the lighter I'd also dropped on the porch along with my wallet.
I lit up the smoke and realized that I had it in my mouth the wrong way around
and had just breathed in a lungful of molten filter. Spitting and fuming and
blinded from the sudden exposed flame I kicked the cat, bashed in the door
with an axe and proceeded to write a rant in the BS group.
Last night I got home and put my hand in my pocket. I found my keys no
problem. I didn't find the keyhole though, and while searching for it I
stumbled upon the cat who was trying to get inside too. I picked myself up and
searched for for they keys in the darkness and my wallet fell out of my
pocket.
I finally found the keys but they were now hopelessly entagled and I had no
idea which key was the right one. I got frustrated and fumbled for my
cigarrettes. I found one, no problem and after groping around some more, found
the lighter I'd also dropped on the porch along with my wallet.
I lit up the smoke and realized that I had it in my mouth the wrong way around
and had just breathed in a lungful of molten filter. Spitting and fuming and
blinded from the sudden exposed flame I kicked the cat, bashed in the door
with an axe and proceeded to write a rant in the BS group.
Last night I got home and put my hand in my pocket. I found my keys no
problem. I didn't find the keyhole though, and while searching for it I
stumbled upon the cat who was trying to get inside too. I picked myself up and
searched for for they keys in the darkness and my wallet fell out of my
pocket.
I finally found the keys but they were now hopelessly entagled and I had no
idea which key was the right one. I got frustrated and fumbled for my
cigarrettes. I found one, no problem and after groping around some more, found
the lighter I'd also dropped on the porch along with my wallet.
I lit up the smoke and realized that I had it in my mouth the wrong way around
and had just breathed in a lungful of molten filter. Spitting and fuming and
blinded from the sudden exposed flame I kicked the cat, bashed in the door
with an axe and proceeded to write a rant in the BS group.