Baby, you always say how I never change
How I never take the time to listen, or how I never stop and think
You are always putting me down, saying how bad I am this reinc.
Like how I always die at the worst times, like right before I can block
or how I do like 5% damage and how I hit like a wet sock.
You always say I sleep too long whenever I go to med,
I still don't understand why the arches let me say yes, on the night we wed.
But the worst part of this whole ordeal
is that I can't sleep or eat or think or speak or try to kill one eq mob
Without you taking all my cash
Cause when you date a mudder
You're just praying for a crash

++ Dutois