A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the
lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.

Maam, Im sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? Im awfully cold.

I have a better idea, she replied Just for tonight, lets pretend that were
married.

Wow!. Thats a great idea!, he exclaimed.

Good, she replied. Get your own f***ing blanket.

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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