A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the
lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying "Ma'am, I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket - I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight,... let's pretend that
we're married."

"Wow!...That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied... "Get your own fucking blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

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