While exploring a new area quest a mid-reinc bard found two strange instruments
shaped like balls. When he played the first one a glowing text appeared on his
screen:

"Nahkapäiden esimies on
esinahkapää."

Then, with the second one, the room echoed:

"The foreman of the skinheads is called a foreskinhead."

Unfortunately, the bard didn't have enough dex to play both balls
simultaneously, so he asked someone to play with his balls on wanted instead.
Fuck the quest!