A couple get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody of their
children. The judge asks each of them to defend their reasoning for their
rights to sole custody.

The wife replies, "The children are really mine, I carried them for nine
months and spent hours in labor birthing them! He didn't really do anything!!"

The judge nods thoughtfully, recognizing the validity of her reasoning and
asks the husband his defense.

The husband thinks for a minute and replies, "Your honor, if you put a dollar
into a coke machine and a soda pops out, does that soda belong to you or the
machine?"

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If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.