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1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a mans member is equal to (37.5MB
x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875
?erabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5
terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being
the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets
through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
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If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a mans member is equal to (37.5MB
x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875
?erabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5
terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being
the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets
through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
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If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
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Ssmud wrote:
1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a mans member is equal to (37.5MB
x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875
?erabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5
terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being
the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets
through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a mans member is equal to (37.5MB
x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875
?erabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5
terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being
the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets
through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
The haploid human genome is 3.2 billion bases, but the bases are coded as A,
C, G, or T, so you need two bits per base. 2 * 3.2 billion / 8 bits / 1000
bytes / 1000kb = 800mb per sperm.
800/37.5 = 21.333
So you're looking at 36 tb per second rather than 1.6875 tb/s. Unless my math
is wrong...
That's of course not counting other forms of genetic information like
methylation, structural information, histones, etc.
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