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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, You
must be single. I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued
by the derelicts intuition, since I
was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk
to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: Well, you know what, youre
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?
The drunk replied, Cause youre ugly.
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If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, You
must be single. I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued
by the derelicts intuition, since I
was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk
to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: Well, you know what, youre
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?
The drunk replied, Cause youre ugly.
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If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
Rating:
11
Votes:
11
Quote:
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, You
must be single. I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued
by the derelicts intuition, since I
was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk
to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: Well, you know what, youre
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?
The drunk replied, Cause youre ugly.
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, You
must be single. I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued
by the derelicts intuition, since I
was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk
to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: Well, you know what, youre
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?
The drunk replied, Cause youre ugly.
Rating:
1
Votes:
1
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