Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?".
The Princess said, "NO" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and fucked skinny big-titted broads and hunted and raced cars and
went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and
Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support oralimony
and ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and
never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was fuckin' cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left
the toilet seat up .... The End.
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If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?".
The Princess said, "NO" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and fucked skinny big-titted broads and hunted and raced cars and
went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and
Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support oralimony
and ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and
never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was fuckin' cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left
the toilet seat up .... The End.