Ok, this should be in ideas-wanted, but let's keep the news group clean.

You have a magic wand in your backpack and a friend of yours have on in hers.
You happen to meet her at the park and you are just to raise your hand in a
cheerful greeting when you both are blasted and burned into steaming piles of
smoking smut. That is how it goes and we all know it.

However:

You are done with the chant.
You raise your hands, gaze up and chant 'Avee Avee Aveallis'
You watch with selfpride as your celestial spark hits Wand.

If these wands are supposed to be so super volatile. Please, make them shoot
you head off and turn your mount into an irish terrier, if you go and blasting
them with your magical means.

\C