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#1
12 Aug 2011 09:07
 
 

How do you measure a gay sql server's performance?

-- How many queeries per second.

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#2
12 Aug 2011 17:36
 
 
Why did a gay database programmer commit suicide?

-- His queerying returned no results.

 
 
 
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