hero wielding axe/shield/knife setup - bruce willis
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maniac with two chainsaws and helmet - rob wriggle

pyro guy - william dafoe

chem gas guy - tarken (killed first, his killer dies from the gas, but no one
else is affected) if tarken cant make it, we'll use jeff goldblum instead.

guy who picks shitty weapons because he will try to kill you with his hands
anyways - obv steven seagal

bug spray+flashlight guy = kevin james

obligatory sexy assassin cause whats a movie without some tits and ass and
lol_woman_drama - ziyi zhang

nailgun guy - samuel l jackson or ice t

molotov cocktail guy - random russian

water bottle pussy - shinarae