I would like to publicly thank (thus informing those who didn't attend)
my closest friends who made Ssmud's birthday party a huge success.

Me and Strikerbum were the beer-pong champions, currently undefeated from
previous parties. After winning two games Strikerbum threw up, and retired
for the evening! (his cups had Bacardi 151)

Next on the list, I would like to thank the stranger who came to the party,
could not hold his liquor at all, passed out in a chair and then began to
smell. The party began smelling a foul stench from his area, and Ssmud
stepped up to the plate and confronted the man. Ssmud said, "We have reason
to believe you just shit yourself."

He Shit his pants.

Not only did he shit his pants, he shit all over Kumagna's Hoodie and Dutois'
Hat. To make things clearer, the stranger was a friend of a friend, from
Florida (Floridians will never be allowed to attend another LI party, forever
banished)

I would also like to thank who Golieth regulated the party (he does not
drink so he kept his mind the whole time) and made sure we didn't
hurt/maim/destroy ourselves. Cheers to him!

All in all, Ssmud's 21st Birthday party was a blast.
Everyone wish Ssmud Happy Birthday!

- blackstar -