There comes a time in every mudder's life where he needs to settle down with a
good mudder chick. The domestic life, well it may not suit me, but we shall
see. For better or worse, the wheel of life keeps turning and we , alas the
poor mortals, must turn with it. But while , i look back upon my
mudbachelorhood with much nostalgia, i believe the life ahead of me shall be
filled with marital bliss. Nina, dearest, i look forward to many years of
raping monsters, tiger clawing the fuck out of the poor helpless buggers,
looting and burning, a future of crass consumerism and buy lots of shiny new
future for the castle and a few things for my four hands. And baby, you know,
monkeys make the best lovers, ESPECIALLY those with 4 hands. Well i would
like to announce to the mud populace in general that Nina and i will be
mudmarried today Sunday July 3rd at 23eet at a location to be announced on
channels b4 the marriage. All mudders are welcome and i hope a few bards will
there to provide some free booze so we can all get fucked up. All are invited
and ESP my friends!!!!

Blayke Badass