Hello fellow mudders!

(For short version skip to "Nutshell"-part)
On this week our joyful band of adventurers, lead by the clueless treehugger
(yours truly), is planning on challenging the supposedly best thief south from
Taiga - Trilloch the master thief. For us to have any chance of success on
this task and our quest, we should try to alarm him of our presence the least
as possible on that day.

How you can help us: By doing absolutely nothing! What I mean with this is
that, on that particular day would be highly appreciated if _no one_ goes
puttering in Trilloch's Zoo or Trilloch's tower - Quest-completions hang on
this. Oh and also keeping your greedy hands out of Tower would also be sweet
if and when it opens bit before.

The date of our adventure is most likely next Thursday if no God's will define
otherwise.

Nutshell: Nubuparty trying to kill Trilloch and finish quests on Thursday
(most likely). Would be appreciated if no one fucks up things. Thanks in
advance!

Yours truly,
Zerks the clueless treehugger

Hear thee, hear thee,

So it is done: The annoying dancing elf won't steal another trinket... at
least before the smelly Armageddon gives him another chance.

While there, I learnt a trick or two from the master thief himself and managed
to snatch this item "short dull black cloak" from the eyes of my tired party
members. This cloak gives you small resist against all damagetypes when
wearing it.

As a thank you for amazing the support you all gave us (yes this is the "not
doing anything"-part!) I will dice this cloak midnight EET between all players
online. I will use "quote 'dice player' bat" and redice on myself and every
player that has been idle over 2h (just to counter some forever idlers).

Over and out,
Zerks the shiny new Assassin

PS. Special warm thanks to anonymous swede vanquisher with weird sense of
humor who cancelled/moved vault rape with his party to give us a fighting
chance. Thanks guys, owe you one favor (and one 'scare the shit out of you')