Make Theresa do resses in 36 seconds rather than 360. The crappy ress ratio is
sufficient punishment, forcing people to wait up to 6 minutes in hell is just
asking for them to stop playing.

And to those wanting to reply about how back in the day you couldnt resses at
night and even if you did, alvin would pkill you right again and Radagast
would steal your underpants. You need to wake up, we are not in vietnam
anymore. I don't think we should hold hands and give people newbievorpals to
make everything easy, but we shouldn't force them to sit in hell for 6minutes
doing nothing! We should get them back out there to rape cattle and kill women
and burn churches!

++glaurung

I respectfully submit that it'd be a better idea to fix the problem by letting
more backgrounds get ress or an equivalent spell. Even during the days when we
had the queue I didn't make much more than 1k a minute as an idleresser, so I
frankly wouldn't even consider it all that great a spell for any particular
guild to get. I'd much rather have ressing mages than an npc be my go to gal
for every little service.