Practice safe eating: use condiments.
Lead, follow, or get out of the way!
Random stomping seldom catches bugs.
My uncle is so big, it takes three looks to see all of him.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Hell for company, heaven for climate. - G.B. Shaw
Don't mess with people who look both fierce and stupid.
Never eat more than you can lift - Miss Piggy
You in the cheap seats, clap. The rest of you may rattle your jewelry.
Children have more need of models than criticism.
Find out what's not working and don't do it anymore.
Ten years since I went out of my mind; I won't go back.
Wherever ya go, there ya are - Buckaroo Bonsai
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.
This tagline fills a much-needed gap.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
Thou can'st not serve both cod and salmon.
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
I love Nancy Regan! She's so life-like.
If I called the wrong number, how come you answered???
Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.
An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys.
If you must smoke, please don't exhale.
My hometown was so tough, even the canaries sing bass.
I can chase women, but I'm not allowed to catch em.
COLDBEER.CAN not found. Operator not loaded.
C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\DOS\RUN\WINDOWS;C:\DOS\CRASH
I'll have a brain over medium with hashbrowns and toast.
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A hangover: the wrath of grapes.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?
A)bort R)etry I)nfluence with large hammer.
Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.
After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible.
After all is said and done, usually a lot more is said.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry up is not nailed down.
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?
Backups? We don't *NEED* baX%^~,VioKx?i NO CARRIER
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
Been there, done that: got the T-shirt.
Best diet: Eat as much as you want, just don't swallow it.
Blessed are the censors, for they shall inhibit the earth.