A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any
use skinning at corpse from her body because she was too skinny. So the
husband offered to
donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would
have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the
doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate
matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her
friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion
at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything
you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see
your mother kisses you on the cheek."