Countless infinite item bugs were reported, causing much lagging and crashing
of the mud.

Victims included poor Piglet being tinned into endless ham, bounties of
respawning keys to a kharim's delight, mountains of mowgles crushing poor
players, and hordes of monsters to make a zergling proud.

Ah, all these reports reminds me of beeping Apple pies...a tale to be told
another day...