Two old friends, haven't seen each other for several years when they
happen to meet at the supermarket. After greetings and a little catching
up, one fellow says to his friend, "When I ran into you I was looking for
my wife."

"I'm looking for mine, too," says the other fellow. "By the way, how is
your wife?"

"Oh," says his friend, "I've just gotten married for the second time. You
ought to see her. She is only 28 years old, a redhead with blue eyes. She
used to be a model and has a perfect figure. Nobody wears clothes better
than she can. In fact, today she's wearing tight toreador pants and a
see-through blouse -- just a knockout. But enough about her. How's your
wife?"

"Forget my wife," his friend says. "Let's go look for yours."