Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is
attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his
stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's
neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over
to interview the boy.

"Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in
his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry,
since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and
starts again.

"Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing
in his notebook. "I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. I assumed
everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team, do you root
for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little French
Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."