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Posted: 31 Dec 2018 13:51 [ permalink ]
Engineer quickly hammers the piece into the broken drill. *BANG BANG BANG*
goes the hammer. Satisfied with the results, he then proceeds to kick the
drill one more time, and as if struck by magic, the drill purrs into action.
The noise is magnificent.
Congratulations! You have just completed It's a drill!
You receive 12774 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
Posted: 28 Aug 2016 18:50 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Dortlewall town patrol!
You receive 8994 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
Posted: 11 Aug 2013 10:55 [ permalink ]
Displaying last tells to you.
(10:22) Xortoth tells you 'but for now..i think im going for a shit before i
start this area'
(10:53) Xortoth tells you 'fucken over this shit man'
Posted: 02 Jan 2013 00:38 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Slime.
You found a soft spot in Slime's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'blob'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
*** All categories complete! ***
Maple arrow with hemp fletching and mowglite head sinks halfway into Slime's
shoulder!
Posted: 01 Jan 2013 08:09 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Slender seagull.
You found a soft spot in Slender seagull's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'bird'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 1 category to master.
Ebony arrow with enchanted air fletching and weenite head labeled as PHYS
sinks halfway into Slender seagull's shoulder!
Posted: 31 Dec 2012 11:51 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire an arrow at Ethigoth.
You found a soft spot in Ethigoth's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'bizarre' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 2 categories to master.
Ebony arrow with enchanted air fletching and weenite head labeled as PHYS
sinks halfway into Ethigoth's shoulder!
You see from the wound your shot did just a bit of physical damage.
Posted: 31 Dec 2012 10:31 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Mirror monster.
You found a soft spot in Mirror monster's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'elemental' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 3 categories to master.
The arrow scrapes a jagged wound in Mirror monster's scalp!
You see from the wound your shot did full magical damage.
Posted: 31 Dec 2012 08:27 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Leo.
You found a soft spot in Leo's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'monster' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 4 categories to master.
Ebony arrow with enchanted air fletching and weenite head labeled as PHYS
sinks halfway into Leo's shoulder!
Posted: 30 Dec 2012 10:28 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Mage.
You found a soft spot in Mage's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'amphibian' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 5 categories to master.
Oak arrow with vegetation fletching and steel head sinks halfway into Mage's
shoulder!
Posted: 30 Dec 2012 01:56 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Cleric crabman.
You found a soft spot in Cleric crabman's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'fish'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 6 categories to master.
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The arrow *BLASTS* clear through Cleric crabman's torso and out the other
side!
You see from the wound your shot did full physical damage.
Posted: 30 Dec 2012 00:53 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire an arrow at Gretel.
You found a soft spot in Gretel's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'humanoid' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 7 categories to master.
The arrow scrapes a jagged wound in Gretel's scalp!
Posted: 29 Dec 2012 11:15 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Mushroom.
You found a soft spot in Mushroom's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'plant'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 8 categories to master.
The arrow scrapes a jagged wound in Mushroom's scalp!
You see from the wound your shot did full magical damage.
Posted: 28 Dec 2012 00:27 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Rescue the bunny!
You receive 718 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
Posted: 27 Dec 2012 10:41 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Huge rat.
You found a soft spot in Huge rat's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'rodent'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 9 categories to master.
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The arrow *BLASTS* clear through Huge rat's torso and out the other side!
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Huge rat as it dies.
Huge rat is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 27 Dec 2012 01:53 [ permalink ]
You are using 'stapling shot'.
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire a bolt at Sabretooth tiger.
The bolt sinks through Sabretooth tiger's foot and into the ground!
Archer quest 'Nailed Down' completed!
Posted: 27 Dec 2012 00:12 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire an arrow at Centaur archer.
You found a soft spot in Centaur archer's hide!
The arrow scrapes a jagged wound in Centaur archer's scalp!
Archer quest 'Nessus' completed!
Congratulations! You have just completed Archery boon quest 3!
Posted: 26 Dec 2012 13:01 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire a handful of cash at lamp.
The handful of cash strikes a brass street lamp with a hefty thunk.
Archer quest 'Throw Money at the Problem' completed!
You see from the wound your shot did almost no physical damage.
Posted: 26 Dec 2012 12:36 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire a bullet at Servant.
You found a soft spot in Servant's hide!
Servant is hit by silver bullet, leaving a red welt.
Archer quest 'Full Moon' completed!
Posted: 26 Dec 2012 06:15 [ permalink ]
You see your moment! Time to strike!
You start concentrating on the skill.


You are prepared to do the skill.
You raise your weapon and prepare to 'shoot'.
HP: 1021/1021 ()  SP: 43/43 ()  EP: 387/404 (-15)  EXP: 3543 ()
Your fingers tremble on the bowstring as you study Slender sparrowhawk's
movements.
HP: 1021/1021 ()  SP: 43/43 ()  EP: 377/404 (-10)  EXP: 3543 ()
You fire an arrow at Slender sparrowhawk.
You found a soft spot in Slender sparrowhawk's hide!
Ebony arrow with enchanted air fletching and weenite head labeled as PHYS
sinks halfway into Slender sparrowhawk's shoulder!
Archer quest 'Sniper' completed!
Slender sparrowhawk's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green
substance.
Slender sparrowhawk is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 07 Oct 2011 01:50 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Demon of justice.
You found a soft spot in Demon of justice's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'immortal' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 10 categories to master.
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The arrow *BLASTS* clear through Demon of justice's torso and out the other
side!
Posted: 06 Oct 2010 13:29 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Ghoulish creature.
You found a soft spot in Ghoulish creature's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'dead'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 11 categories to master.
The arrow rips a gash in the side of Ghoulish creature's neck!
Posted: 02 Oct 2010 07:22 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Dwarf.
You found a soft spot in Dwarf's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'dwarven' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 12 categories to master.
Ebony arrow with enchanted air fletching and weenite head labeled as phys
sinks halfway into Dwarf's shoulder!
Posted: 02 Oct 2010 06:14 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Powertrain.
You found a soft spot in Powertrain's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'machine' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 13 categories to master.
The arrow scrapes a jagged wound in Powertrain's scalp!
You see from the wound your shot did some physical damage.
Posted: 30 Sep 2010 13:50 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Kazzen.
You found a soft spot in Kazzen's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'reptile' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 14 categories to master.
The arrow scrapes a jagged wound in Kazzen's scalp!
Posted: 30 Sep 2010 07:29 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Entelodont.
You found a soft spot in Entelodont's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'mammal'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 15 categories to master.
Ebony arrow with enchanted air fletching and diamond head labeled as MANA
sinks halfway into Entelodont's shoulder!
Posted: 29 Sep 2010 22:17 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Duz.
You found a soft spot in Duz's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'brute'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 16 categories to master.
The arrow scrapes a jagged wound in Duz's scalp!
Posted: 29 Sep 2010 20:39 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire an arrow at Elf archer.
You found a soft spot in Elf archer's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'faerie'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 17 categories to master.
Oak arrow with silk fletching and copper head sinks halfway into Elf archer's
shoulder!
Posted: 29 Sep 2010 20:39 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Muscular tiger catfolk.
You found a soft spot in Muscular tiger catfolk's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'beastman' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 18 categories to master.
The arrow scrapes a jagged wound in Muscular tiger catfolk's scalp!
Posted: 29 Sep 2010 10:01 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Long Maggot.
You found a soft spot in Long Maggot's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'bug'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 19 categories to master.
Bamboo arrow with flesh fletching and chrysoberyl head labeled as enchanted
sinks halfway into Long Maggot's shoulder!
Posted: 25 Sep 2010 16:40 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire a bolt at Drow crossbowman.
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The bolt *TEARS* a hole right through the center of Drow crossbowman's chest!
Archer quest 'Bolt critical hit' completed!
Posted: 24 Sep 2010 17:16 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Innkeeper.
You found a soft spot in Innkeeper's hide!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'humankind' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Still 20 categories to master.
Mahogany arrow with cotton fletching and silver head sinks halfway into
Innkeeper's shoulder!
Posted: 24 Sep 2010 13:25 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire a bullet at Huge Maggot.
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The bullet ricochets off Huge Maggot's head, cracking its skull with a loud
*SNAP*
Archer quest 'Bullet critical hit' completed!
Posted: 24 Sep 2010 07:50 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire a bullet at Salluccio.
The bullet thumps hard against Salluccio's arm!
Archer quest 'Goliath' completed!
Posted: 23 Sep 2010 13:35 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Knight.
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The arrow *BLASTS* clear through Knight's torso and out the other side!
Archer quest 'Arrow critical hit' completed!
Archer quest 'Nice Shot' completed!
You see from the wound your shot did full physical damage.
Posted: 06 Feb 2010 21:25 [ permalink ]
Warl Su utters the magic words 'rikki ja poikki' (Dest Weapon)
Kiomet's the Axe named 'Bane' is destroyed.

Lesson learned: use the damn dester list x.x
Posted: 06 Feb 2010 20:26 [ permalink ]
Blacksmith utters the magic words 'rikki ja poikki' (Dest Weapon)

Scariest moment I've had on batmud in a while.
Posted: 05 Feb 2010 20:40 [ permalink ]
Steelarm Farmountain exclaims 'I'll go FrEnZy on your p0nk ass!' 
Steelarm winds up and takes three massive swings!
He stabs at your stomach with the sharp tip of his axe!
Then, he swats at your head with the flat of his axe!
Finally, he takes a hard swing at your neck!
You are unable to avoid the blow!
***WHACK*** decapiated!
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are knocked off your mount!
You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill.
You are no longer stunned.
[No Longer Stunned]
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
Posted: 22 Jan 2010 13:13 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about combat sense.
Posted: 15 Dec 2009 10:00 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about pick locks.
Posted: 18 May 2009 10:38 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Escape in the village!

Thank fucking god. Ugh, I despise this quest. It's not so much difficult
knowing what to do next, but rather figuring out the exact syntax to be able
to do it. And if you mess up having to wait an entire bat day for another few
moments to try some more

Glad to be done with it.
Posted: 16 May 2009 17:23 [ permalink ]
Saeginus Mhuran completes a ritual of prayer.
Saeginus Mhuran says 'The item has been enchanted. I cannot help you any more
today.' 
Saeginus Mhuran says 'That item bears the fullest extent of my power. I cannot
improve it any further, my child.'  
The jewel is reduced to dust during the ritual.

First piece of eq fully enchanted. Diamond mail coat enchanted with +general
prot. Probably wont end up using this, but I figured it was worth testing
it+pink crystal arm guards vs amazon bsuit once I've got the whole set
together. Now I can start on the +PR stuff in any case.
Posted: 18 Apr 2009 02:32 [ permalink ]
Whirlwind arrives from west.
You see right through Whirlwind's pitiful ambush attempts.
Whirlwind grins 'This time I'll get you, Lavitz!'
*****************************************************
Grinning diabolically Whirlwind drills you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
You try to dodge, but Whirlwind is not fooled.
Grinning diabolically Whirlwind tears you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
[No Longer Stunned]
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Whirlwind tastes you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP: -34/861 (-475)  SP: 460/460 ()  EP: 337/357 ()  EXP: 342028 ()

Thought I had run with nice amount of hp to spare, apparently the whirlwind
that insta-tracked disagreed.
Posted: 13 Apr 2009 16:15 [ permalink ]
Port Side.
The floors of this area of the ship are hacked and covered with
blood stains, showing signs of many battles.  From one of the
battered rafters above hangs a lush fern, adding a bit of homeliness
to the otherwise hellish death zone.  Off the side of the ship is
the plank.
Above you is a slowly moving, clear night sky. A breeze blows around you. A
third quarter moon hangs in the sky.
Obvious exits are: n and s.
an easter taskpoint floats around in the air


This is a small easter taskpoint which floats in the air.
Perhaps you should try to 'claim' it?
This item is in good condition.
It looks very light weight.


You claim the 1 taskpoint.
Posted: 06 Mar 2009 16:39 [ permalink ]
Digga chants the word 'LLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!'
You feel like Digga licked you a bit.
You emote to Digga (idle 5min and 4s) 'blinks and goes Woah! at you.'
Digga licks you.
You tell Digga (busy) 'I need to add this to my blog! Playing since '99 and
this is the first time REAL Digga has licked me!'


There was an @ infront of the 'Digga licks you.' but the parser wouldn't let
me start a line with it. Nevermind! This is a historic moment for Lavitzes
everywhere!
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 17:29 [ permalink ]
Okay, Lavitz was an asshole and prejudice.

Tarken actually is a pretty good wiz.

Thanks Tarken for fixing mage gems, giving detailed feedback on what was
fixed, and being prepared to spend more time trying to figure out a fix for
the mage gems already in game.
Posted: 26 Jan 2009 01:22 [ permalink ]
lol

Info: Tarken starts the ritual of immortality.

You really have to wonder when they hand out positions of responsibility and
power to someone who's been caught cheating multiple times and who never
expressed any true regret about his actions.

I can't help but wonder if this is the beginning of the end, but in all
honesty, I think that started a long while ago.
Posted: 20 Dec 2008 00:53 [ permalink ]
Haven't really played in a couple months:

Last reinc: Oct 18 2008
Reinc experience left: 53287677

Wrath of the Lich King probably wont help matters :P
Posted: 16 Dec 2008 05:07 [ permalink ]
Excerpt from the historical archives:

Pyggins tells you 'I am revoking your pimpcard'
You tell Pyggins (*gestapo*) 'oh shit'
You tell Pyggins (*gestapo*) 'FUCK YOU AND YOUR SYSTEM OF OPPRESSION!'
You tell Pyggins (*gestapo*) 'ALWAYS TRYIN TO KEEP A NIGGA DOWN!'
Pyggins tells you 'there is no system'
You tell Pyggins (*gestapo*) 'SHOW ME THE MONEY!'
Pyggins tells you 'you don't deserve'
You tell Pyggins (*gestapo*) 'oh, wrong movie'
Pyggins tells you 'you wrangle strange fruits and little birds'
Pyggins tells you 'and murder poor breaded fish'
Pyggins tells you 'where are you headed lavitz?'
Pyggins tells you 'what is your goal?'
Pyggins tells you 'are you a burden on New Zealand?'
Pyggins tells you 'exactly how many hos is enough?'
You emote to Pyggins (*gestapo*) 'says 'yes' to you.'
Pyggins tells you 'explain'
You tell Pyggins (*gestapo*) 'I am a burden on NZ'
Pyggins tells you 'well stop it'
Pyggins tells you 'cease and desist'
You tell Pyggins (*gestapo*) 'at the moment my hos are only in Wanganui'
Pyggins tells you 'immediately'
You tell Pyggins (*gestapo*) 'I am spreading my fingers out into more pies
though'
You tell Pyggins (*gestapo*) 'getting into the whorehouse business'
You tell Pyggins (*gestapo*) 'you know, it is my legal right to be a pimp!'
You tell Pyggins (*gestapo*) 'I don't appreciate you trying to muscle me out'
Posted: 05 Oct 2008 12:15 [ permalink ]
Armageddon shouts 'Okay Wuzzies, 7 seconds left to reboot.'

You ask Witch about give trinket.


Witch snaps her fingers and a pair of gauntlets appear. She then hands them
out to you.
Witch exclaims 'So long, hope we never meet again!'    
Witch jumps on her broom and flies out through the hole in the ceiling.
Congratulations! You have just completed Wicked witch!
You receive 9554 gold as a reward for completing the quest.


Just in time!
Posted: 27 Aug 2008 15:30 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about mastery of shielding.
Posted: 24 Aug 2008 15:19 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about quick chant.
Posted: 21 Aug 2008 22:56 [ permalink ]
Nu tells you 'well, either way I'm easy'
Nu tells you 'lotto'
Posted: 19 Aug 2008 11:20 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about zapping.
| Zapping                        |  90 |
Posted: 19 Aug 2008 08:06 [ permalink ]
I never remember to update my blog when I reinc. Anyway, mage now, reinced
august 11. Naked stats are thus:

  Hit Points     Spell Points     Endurance Points
    290/290        1363/1363           224/224

Str: Adequate (42)        Dex: Adequate (40)        Con: Good (47)            
Int: Dazzling (302)       Wis: Impressive (131)     
Cha: Attractive (88)      Siz: Short (41)           

Posted: 10 Aug 2008 11:11 [ permalink ]
I've calmed down somewhat, still pissed about the ackbars thing, but eh.
Things a few people have said, along with some of my own observations, make me
think it might more likely be a bug, rather than some malicious act by a
player. Still thinking about a mage reinc though, but we'll see, should
probably leave reincing for a while either way, and it might not be the best
idea anyway.
Not trying again this comming boot, figured it was only fair for Blodwyn to do
it since I had my shot today. But maybe will try again the boot after that. Is
a fun quest when you get to finish it.
Posted: 09 Aug 2008 17:49 [ permalink ]
5 hours work on Ackbars, 8 out of the 10 spirits I needed from the last maze
to reach the guardian of the treasure chamber, and I die, run back, and the
key isn't there. Some cunt apparently grabbed it the moment I died, so I'll
sit here and wait with frenzy on the rest of boot, either they'll make a
damien, or they'll have to walk past me at some stage, or they'll have to go
without the entire boot. If it's one of the first two options, I'm going to
dedicate myself to fucking up their game, it'll be a nice excuse for a mage
reinc, and my dest wands have been just rotting away in their chests. It's
about fucking time I put them to use I suppose.
Posted: 30 Jul 2008 09:38 [ permalink ]
A firework explodes "            |\',      \." in the sky.
A firework explodes "          .' \\|       \'." in the sky.
A firework explodes "       __|   |~         \ :" in the sky.
A firework explodes "      /\ \_. \  /\      : |" in the sky.
A firework explodes "      \ \|  \ \/  \     / /" in the sky.
A firework explodes "       \/    \ \/\ '._.' /" in the sky.
A firework explodes "             /\ \ '.___.'" in the sky.
A firework explodes "            / /\ \" in the sky.
A firework explodes "           / /  \ \" in the sky.
A firework explodes "          / /    \ \" in the sky.
A firework explodes "          \/      \/" in the sky.
A firework explodes "-------------------------------" in the sky.
A firework explodes "    BATMUD Socialist Party" in the sky.
A firework explodes ""Bringing Communism to BatMUD"" in the sky.
A firework explodes "-------------------------------" in the sky.
A firework explodes "In these time of high oil price" in the sky.
A firework explodes "and investment uncertainty, it" in the sky.
A firework explodes "seems kapitalist dream is on" in the sky.
A firework explodes "the way to slow death as if in" in the sky.
A firework explodes "harsh siberian winter!" in the sky.
A firework explodes "This August vote Comrade Nazrix" in the sky.
A firework explodes "for Premier, for it is together" in the sky.
A firework explodes "as equal citizens in communist" in the sky.
A firework explodes "society that we can march bold" in the sky.
A firework explodes "into future." in the sky.
A firework explodes "-------------------------------" in the sky.
A firework explodes " Paid for by friends of Nazrix" in the sky.


What can I say, I had 27 spare rockets and some spare time :P
Posted: 27 Jul 2008 11:21 [ permalink ]
reinced! First nomad reinc in over 2 years. Taken all my barb levels so far, I
sure hope ranger REAAAALLY helps my regen cause right now it's painful. Just a
shame I have to spend 1m gold on guild levels to find out.
Posted: 15 Jul 2008 11:28 [ permalink ]
Oh the irony. The day I actually unchest any decent eq, the mud crashes :P And
at the time I had dropped all my eq to my tzarakk mount.

I've asked Favorit to give me a room restore, that'll atleast get back the
good eq that had been chested up until a couple hours before the crash, and
the only other stuff besides that was just reaper trident, sword of apollo,
and bamboo saddlebags. Nothing really worth crying over, so I don't mind
losing that.

Plus, I'm tired, and I would have had to wait some to get individual eq
restores, if it was even possible. I guess there are a couple lessons I can
take from all this: Firstly, it's probably not completely safe to drop my eq
to tzarakk mount. Secondly: While eq and inventory saves over boot, it's still
a good idea to chest.

Lesson learnt :) I'm glad I didn't lose anything important, I'm not bothered
losing 145k worth of stuff, back when I was a newbie I lost a large number of
a lot more valuable things just to my own stupidity.

And I did need some motivation to do some cash runs after all :)
Posted: 05 Jul 2008 12:06 [ permalink ]
You take a pile of tin coins and Ancient book of knowledge (friendly) from a
small wooden box (almost empty).
Posted: 30 Jun 2008 09:12 [ permalink ]
internet dropping every few minutes, so I can't really make any exp this boot,
hopefully this is fixed soon.
Posted: 29 Jun 2008 11:59 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 23 hours 24 minutes 17 seconds
Experience gained: 1672135
Experience lost: 512400
Experience spent: 1890750
Gold difference: +24218.00
New areas explored: 9
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 1041 Misses: 458 Parries: 67 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 12
 Criticals: 29 Dodges: 709 Tumbles: 130 Stunned Maneuvers: 0

That death really irritated me :(
Posted: 29 Jun 2008 09:21 [ permalink ]
For the third time this week my internet has dropped during combat, leaving me
dead once I manage to reconnect. This time I had 1m exp on. Maybe I should
train more often, but it's a pain in the ass having to go all the way back to
lucentium every 45 minutes or so to train off. Changing ISP also isn't an
option since the internet isn't in my name and the other guys apparently don't
give a shit. Yay me!

blah
Posted: 28 Jun 2008 11:00 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 16 hours 22 minutes 24 seconds
Experience gained: 1133911
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 472922
Gold difference: -24192.00
New areas explored: 0
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 445 Misses: 250 Parries: 0 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 6
 Criticals: 15 Dodges: 245 Tumbles: 63 Stunned Maneuvers: 1

I've been much lazier this boot, busy doing other things. I made the self
imposed minimum of 1m exp, but I started so late that I just don't have time
to make any gold, or any more exp.
Posted: 26 Jun 2008 12:06 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 23 hours 54 minutes 6 seconds
Experience gained: 1665230
Experience lost: 428613
Experience spent: 1109704
Gold difference: +130710.00
New areas explored: 0
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 1606 Misses: 680 Parries: 43 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 15
 Criticals: 53 Dodges: 633 Tumbles: 171 Stunned Maneuvers: 3

Two deaths, first death with 720k on because my internet dropped while I was
in combat. Second death with only 120k on due to a double crit.
Posted: 25 Jun 2008 12:12 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 23 hours 51 minutes 8 seconds
Experience gained: 1470242
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1430043
Gold difference: +208846.00
New areas explored: 1
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 2009 Misses: 784 Parries: 21 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 23
 Criticals: 68 Dodges: 827 Tumbles: 201 Stunned Maneuvers: 1
Posted: 24 Jun 2008 12:13 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 23 hours 58 minutes 31 seconds
Experience gained: 1659045
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1859635
Gold difference: +214487.00
New areas explored: 0
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 1732 Misses: 707 Parries: 0 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 23
 Criticals: 64 Dodges: 722 Tumbles: 194 Stunned Maneuvers: 4

Decent Day's work
Posted: 23 Jun 2008 20:54 [ permalink ]
oh I always forget to write updates when I reinc. So 16th if june-ish I
reinced to gnoll tzarakk/spider exp/cash machine thingy. Goin okay.
Posted: 23 Jun 2008 18:03 [ permalink ]
You have passed the test to become the leader of the gnoll race.
Posted: 16 Jun 2008 12:53 [ permalink ]
Update:

Blacksmith clarified that he only cast degen since relocating to me wasn't a
big trouble to him, so his 'punishment' was in kind. Fair enough

I still think it amusing that he would be expecting money on the spot that I
never promised anyone. If I don't specify 'paying' in a request, I'll usually
xfer 500 gold once I'm at a bank, but it's certainly not something that should
be expected, and if nobody is willing to offer what I ask for pro-bono, THEN I
offer cash for it, in this case, I didn't have cash, Shimi did, and offered
(without my asking him to) to pay on wanted, then as mentioned was whisked
away. All events outside my control.

I also find it laughable that Blacksmith mentions I did not make it clear that
I had already gotten the restore when he relocced in, I would like to point
out that Blacksmith didn't ask me if I still needed it (which is just as much
of a common courtesy as my saying I had got it on channel), and that Typhos
had only just restored me prior to Blacksmith's arrival, the entire time me
being unable to see due to the dark.

I guess my point is, I probably would have been happy to transfer blacksmith
some money for his troubles once I was back at civ, but he acted like a cock
about it. Whether he was trying to teach the ignorant newbie a lesson in
batmud ettiquet, or what, I don't know, but those kinda things don't endear
you to people. Which probably explains why people don't seem to like him so
much.
Posted: 16 Jun 2008 12:12 [ permalink ]
Oh Blacksmith, how amusing you are :D

[11:48]:Lavitz the frog [wanted]: reloc+restore on deso please
[11:50]:Shimi [wanted]: paying 2 shinies for that restore on deso

So just as this happens, Rauskis summons Shimi thinking Shimi needs the
restore, Typhos relocs and restores me, then Blacksmith, grand comedian that
he is (almost on the level of Bmoa I swear) relocs in, casts restore at me
(though technically no spellwords are said so as far as I'm concerned it never
'went off', successfully or otherwise), then demands the 'two shinies'. I tell
him I didn't promise the two shinies (my inventory is empty of even a single
coin), and he waits, and I shrug, and he casts degen at me, and leaves.

Just as an asside: Degen lowers your hpr, to an evil relig tank with shattered
feast, not having ANY hpr at all wouldn't be a big deal, as it was I was still
ticking 30hp, had full spr, and could happily feast to regen as I normally do.

(11:55) Blacksmith tells you 'you got your reloc and restore. thats what you
asked for. not my problem if it didn't do anything.'

To which I pointed out that that was entirely true, just like it wasn't my
fault he was too lazy to track down Shimi to get his money :P

In any case, Blacksmith went off to do whatever it is he does in between
trying to be clever, and writing news posts about how the slots various
armours in batmud take up don't match the real life armours, and I had a good
chuckle.

Thankyou Blacksmith for providing my evening's entertainment. You might be a
smarmy prick, but you're a *FUNNY* smarmy prick :D
Posted: 15 Jun 2008 20:12 [ permalink ]
No I am not jewish
Posted: 15 Jun 2008 19:30 [ permalink ]
I am become communist. Join me, and help me promote the socialist agenda on
batmud.
Posted: 10 Jun 2008 17:44 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You take a close look at Daedaleure, the sovereign librarian in comparison to
yourself.
Level-wise, get out your cross and shovel!
For damage absorption, HAH! Read your prayers!
In the power department, get out your cross and shovel!
Defensively, HAH! Read your prayers!
You would get well above average experience for Daedaleure, the sovereign
librarian.
The final estimation is that Daedaleure, the sovereign librarian doesn't look
very dangerous.

wos daedaleure
You start chanting.

You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra'
A glowing white mystical symbol appears in the air before Daedaleure.
You now feel very confident about your ability to smite down members of the
human race.
Targets of type human are added to your list.
You watch with selfpride as your word of spite hits Daedaleure.
scan all long
*****************************************************
You tear Daedaleure causing small burns.
Daedaleure claws you making small marks.

wos daedaleure
scan all long
*****************************************************
You sink Daedaleure causing small burns.
Daedaleure misses you.
Daedaleure's bash sends you sprawling.



Daedaleure places his book of Histories on the desk, sees the empty page
in front of him and looks at you with his piercing black eyes. After a
short sigh he lifs his pen back on the page and starts writing again.
With a slight mutter of anguish (of your failing attacks) he describes
YOUR violent death in the Great Library of Shadowkeep.
You have been written out of History.

That really HURT!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
p report No longer stunned.
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
Posted: 07 Jun 2008 16:23 [ permalink ]
But next reinc I'm definely doing centaur.  Well, unless I do barso...
Posted: 07 Jun 2008 16:21 [ permalink ]
Reinced to ent reaver/tzarakk. "Eww Ent" I know, but spawn replaces light
requirement with darkness requirement, so now I only have to worry about
winter and stamping out campfires, both not so bad. I've got probably 40 more
wis than I would have had as a centaur. On the other hand, I've got like 150
less hp probably, and crap dex and epmax. And huge skillcost....  Oh well, you
live and learn, and atleast the skillmax and spellmax are nice and high...
Posted: 06 Jun 2008 08:31 [ permalink ]
The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
NASU's TASK POINT LOTTERY has been completed!!
And the Winner is: Lavitz!!!!!
Posted: 05 Jun 2008 05:43 [ permalink ]
reinced to ent evil_religious something, more details to follow
Posted: 03 Jun 2008 16:57 [ permalink ]
I am a sad monkey =(

Inspiration: Maybe I should reinc to barso, I'm sure that'd be more fun than a
barrel of monkeys. (Although not more fun than a barrel of 4-armed albino
monkeys from outer space since I would only be one and have no barrel to
inhabit. Regular poop slinging, lip curling, leg humping monkeys though? You
betcha!)
Posted: 24 May 2008 14:31 [ permalink ]
Sianna tells you 'put this sentence in your blog right now please'
Posted: 26 Jan 2008 13:10 [ permalink ]
After a long and fruitless war, the peasants rejoined as the Lavitine Nation
and the People's Republic of Evilild lay down their arms, and from the ashes
of the war a declaration of peace and mutual prosperity was signed, forming
the basis of a new alliance that would endure for many years to come.
Posted: 22 Jan 2008 08:39 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You concentrate immensely and mumble 'mega visa huijari' (Identify)
The following messages seem to vibrate from Runed glass wand (3/100):
It is called wand and identified as 'wand'.
It is a wand of destroy weapon.
Words 'rikki ja poikki' (Dest Weapon) come to your mind.
It has been in the game for 19h, 51min and 22s. It is almost weightless, tiny,
in superb condition, it's BRAND NEW, made of glass, worth 1634 gold and of
poor quality. 
Posted: 22 Jan 2008 07:47 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You concentrate immensely and mumble 'mega visa huijari' (Identify)
The following messages seem to vibrate from Runed elm wand (3/100):
It is called wand and identified as 'wand'.
It is a wand of destroy armour.
Words 'se on sarki nyt' (Dest Armour) come to your mind.
It has been in the game for 17s. It is almost weightless, tiny, in superb
condition, it's BRAND NEW, made of elm and worth 1611 gold. 
Posted: 21 Jan 2008 11:42 [ permalink ]
LLLLLLLLLLL                  OOOOOOOOO     LLLLLLLLLLL             
L:::::::::L                OO:::::::::OO   L:::::::::L             
L:::::::::L              OO:::::::::::::OO L:::::::::L             
LL:::::::LL             O:::::::OOO:::::::OLL:::::::LL             
  L:::::L               O::::::O   O::::::O  L:::::L               
  L:::::L               O:::::O     O:::::O  L:::::L               
  L:::::L               O:::::O     O:::::O  L:::::L               
  L:::::L               O:::::O     O:::::O  L:::::L               
  L:::::L               O:::::O     O:::::O  L:::::L               
  L:::::L               O:::::O     O:::::O  L:::::L               
  L:::::L               O:::::O     O:::::O  L:::::L               
  L:::::L         LLLLLLO::::::O   O::::::O  L:::::L         LLLLLL
LL:::::::LLLLLLLLL:::::LO:::::::OOO:::::::OLL:::::::LLLLLLLLL:::::L
L::::::::::::::::::::::L OO:::::::::::::OO L::::::::::::::::::::::L
L::::::::::::::::::::::L   OO:::::::::OO   L::::::::::::::::::::::L
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL     OOOOOOOOO     LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Posted: 19 Jan 2008 10:19 [ permalink ]
You take the wooden stake and stab it through the vampire's heart with all
your strenght. The vampire jerks a bit and turn to dust before your eyes.
Congratulations! You have just completed Paladin stronghold!
You receive 1517 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
Posted: 14 Jan 2008 09:28 [ permalink ]
Internet is dropping regularily the past couple days, so can't really do
anything until it fixes itself. Sigh :/
Posted: 06 Jan 2008 14:01 [ permalink ]
You purchase 2905 shares for 290500 Exp.
You have a total of 2905 shares.

(little later...)

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!

After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the entrails of a rabbit
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Lavitz!!!!!
You just won the Lottery! You recieve 11272198 experience as the award!
HP: 977/977 ()  SP: 605/605 ()  EP: 361/361 ()  EXP: 11272234 (+11272198)
Posted: 05 Jan 2008 22:16 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra'
A glowing white mystical symbol appears in the air before Gnu.
WHAT'S HATE GOT TO DO, GOT TO DO WITH IT? completed!
SPITE TOUR completed!
Targets of type gnu are added to your list.
You watch with selfpride as your word of spite hits Gnu.
Posted: 05 Jan 2008 21:50 [ permalink ]
There are numerous torturing gadgets, tables, pedals and other things of the
art in here. The air feels cold and it is full of dread. You do not like the
way things are set up here. Everything is twisted, sick. A grotesque rotting
smell engulfs you. You can feel the pain this place has made to the poor
individuals interrogated by the Grand Master Torturer.
Obvious exits are: downnortheast and nw.
the Grand Master Torturer

HP: 1120/1120 ()  SP: 740/764 (+77)  EP: 486/482 ()  EXP: 9685 ()
You start chanting.


You are done with the chant.
You turn visible.
You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra'
A glowing white mystical symbol appears in the air before Torturer.
Targets of race torturer are added to your list.
You watch with selfpride as your word of spite hits Torturer.
Posted: 01 Jan 2008 10:23 [ permalink ]
Oh, forgot to mention I reinced to centaur reaverpriest, then reinced to
centaur reaverspider for cash making. Yay
Posted: 21 Dec 2007 12:00 [ permalink ]
'Papercut', a solid unicorn screams in mortal terror as it dissolves to
nothingness!
You score a KILLING BLOW on Papercut!
You feel you have released vast amounts of destructive energy.
You get bad vibrations as Papercut's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
Papercut is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 22 Sep 2007 07:19 [ permalink ]
For future reference for myself, stuff knights aren't allowed to kill
according to Mr Venomwwa:
Arelium,race shrine monsters, guildmasters, beastlands,shrea,
rilynttar, donaru, red tides, catfolk tree, firefox, mirror mines, and
beldarus
Posted: 17 May 2007 02:34 [ permalink ]
Oh, reinced (again). Channeller stopped agreeing with me when I got irritated
with having to drain rooms every boot. Reincing to priestspider+ now. Hurrah
o/
Posted: 03 May 2007 04:23 [ permalink ]
HOT POTATO! HOT POTATO! HOT POTATO! HOT POTATO!
You has better 'toss' it to someone fast!
That player has been disqualified from the event, choose another.


That player has been disqualified from the event, choose another.


That player has been disqualified from the event, choose another.


That player has been disqualified from the event, choose another.


  
  Lvl | Player name   | Idletime          | Gametime          
 -------------------------------------------------------------
 [ 85]  Kiomet          1s                  3h, 11m and 6s             
 [ 75]  Renilauv        28s                 52m and 17s          [P]   
 [ 89]  Venomwwa        32s                 10h, 17m and 46s           
 [ 92]  Malacoda        6m and 16s          59m and 44s                
 [ 89]  Iktomi          19s                 2m and 5s                  
 [ 90]  Kanis                               1h, 19m and 48s            
 < 50>  Dralith         1m and 26s          14h, 48m and 53s           [V]

Total players: 132.



You toss the potato to Kanis quickly.


You don't have that.


Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Kanis quickly.


You don't have that.


Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Kanis quickly.


You don't have that.


Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Kanis quickly.


You don't have that.


Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Kanis quickly.


You don't have that.


Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Kanis quickly.


Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Kanis quickly.


You don't have that.


Kanis looks really sick as the HOT potato explodes.
Posted: 01 May 2007 01:42 [ permalink ]
Reinced to channeller. Lets see how long this lasts
Posted: 29 Apr 2007 00:45 [ permalink ]
Lich closes its eyes and with a dry, dark voice entones 'nyyjoo happa
hilleiksis' (Skill Drain)
You successfully resist a skill drain.
Posted: 28 Apr 2007 20:49 [ permalink ]
Kinda active again sorta. Mostly doing cash. Forgot to mention I reinced to
reaverspider cashmachine on january 21st or so, and been one every since. This
has been the longest reinc in the history of Lavitz
Posted: 10 Mar 2007 22:24 [ permalink ]
I am a traitor to the cause. Recently signed up for the 10 day World of
Warcraft trial, and going to go actually buy it in the next few days. Incase
anyone wonders, WoW didn't 'steal' me away from Bat, I had already
semi-retired from Bat before I decided to try WoW. I'll still be around from
time to time, so have no fear, the Lavitz is not gone for good, but I
certainly wont be around and unidle as much as I used to be.
Posted: 02 Mar 2007 00:21 [ permalink ]
The ground trembles. The heavens open accompanied with devastating thundering
and you fall down on your knees with your ears bleeding. Surreal dark coloured
mists whirl around you with accelerating speed and a rift opens above you.


              .... NO! ...                  ... MNO! ...
            ..... MNO!! ...................... MNNOO! ...
          ..... MMNO! ......................... MNNOO!! .
         .... MNOONNOO!   MMMMMMMMMMPPPOII!   MNNO!!!! .
          ... !O! NNO! MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPOOOII!! NO! ....
             ...... ! MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPOOOOIII! ! ...
            ........ MMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPOOOOOOII!! .....
            ........ MMMMMOOOOOOPPPPPPPPOOOOMII! ...
             ....... MMMMM..    OPPMMP    .,OMI! ....
              ...... MMMM::   o.,OPMP,.o   ::I!! ...
                  .... NNM:::.,,OOPM!P,.::::!! ....
                   .. MMNNNNNOOOOPMO!!IIPPO!!O! .....
                  ... MMMMMNNNNOO:!!:!!IPPPPOO! ....
                    .. MMMMMNNOOMMNNIIIPPPOO!! ......
                   ...... MMMONNMMNNNIIIOO!..........
                ....... MN MOMMMNNNIIIIIO! OO ..........
             ......... MNO! IiiiiiiiiiiiI OOOO ...........
           ...... NNN.MNO! . O!!!!!!!!!O . OONO NO! ........
            .... MNNNNNO! ...OOOOOOOOOOO .  MMNNON!........
            ...... MNNNNO! .. PPPPPPPPP .. MMNON!........
               ...... OO! ................. ON! .......
                  ................................

Suddenly, hideous rays of pure energy STRIKE down at you and your body shakes.
You feel a terrible tearing pain going through you! You notice your internal
organs blow up as a KILLING heat burns your entrails. Your body is covered 
by infernal fire and your puny brain gets assaulted with unreal powers.
Your smoldering corpse falls down and the last thing you see with your 
distorted eyes is a bright flash of light.

That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.

No idea what the hell happened or why, I assume I was zapped. Why? I'll never
know. Thankfully I'm not really active much anyway so the new body stats
aren't a big deal.
Posted: 13 Feb 2007 10:43 [ permalink ]
I pull the knife out of the dog's head. After I sneer at Marge I proceed to
castrate the dead dog( he's not gonna need them any time soon)

Now I have a pair of balls in my hand...what ever shall I do with them?

I strode right over to Marge and after poking her in the stomach with the
knife I hand her the balls and say

"Eat"

Marge...looks at me like I'm crazy (which I probably am)

"Eat and I may not kill you" I say poking her harder in the stomach

To my everlasting stupor she actually brings the balls to her mouth and one by
one she swallows them.

I bring the knife to her neck and in one swift motion I impale it in her. The
knife crosses throw her neck and becomes stuck in the wall leaving her limp
body dangling.

Of course I killed her...would you have left such a demented person to
live...she swallowed a pair of a dead dogs balls for god's sake.
Posted: 26 Dec 2006 07:58 [ permalink ]
reinced again. Catfolk Tiger/Reaver
Posted: 05 Dec 2006 12:52 [ permalink ]
You hear jinglebells and faint 'ho ho ho' from far away as Santa is speeding
on his sleigh towards Batcity.
But what is this... as Santa is passing over Zonni Swamps disaster strikes ...
Those wreched slaads are attacking Santa. You see a bright red photon torpedo
speeding toward Santa's sleigh.
Santa tries to jump to warp speed but is unable to create a stable
warp-field...
Gamedriver shouts 'RED SLEIGH DOWN! I repeat RED SLEIGH DOWN! Santa has
crashlanded on Zonni Swamps'

Went into Zonni swamps, managed to get in, find Santa, get my present, and
leave, all without dieing, which is more than I can say for what seems like
half the mud.
Posted: 06 Nov 2006 11:44 [ permalink ]
Total of 100018955 experience spent on character.

Who would have thought, when I was just an itty bitty newbie, that I would
ever make it to even 100m. Not me, that's for sure. But here I am.
Posted: 22 Oct 2006 14:51 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Blasting 'hraugh'
A glowing yellow mystical symbol appears in the air before Mummy.
You watch with selfpride as your word of blasting hits Mummy.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
WHY SHOULD NUNS GET ALL THE FUN? completed!
RIOT TOUR completed!
You score a KILLING BLOW on Mummy!
You feel you have released a small amount of destructive energy.
Mummy gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Mummy is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 19 Oct 2006 11:50 [ permalink ]
New Solokill

You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Blasting 'hraugh'
A glowing yellow mystical symbol appears in the air before Landshark.
You watch with selfpride as your word of blasting hits Landshark.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
You score a KILLING BLOW on Landshark!
Landshark gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Landshark is DEAD, R.I.P.
HP: 656/1217 ()  SP: 65/702 (-106)  EP: 348/350 ()  EXP: 249674 (+206675)


He has killed: a bizarre monster is chained up here, 118970 exp
Posted: 09 Oct 2006 14:55 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra'
A glowing white mystical symbol appears in the air before Raven Guard.
You watch with selfpride as your word of spite hits Raven Guard.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! completed!
You score a KILLING BLOW on Raven Guard!
A large hole replaces Raven Guard's face.
Raven Guard is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 02 Oct 2006 15:00 [ permalink ]
Birthday today. As of an hour ago I turned 21 years old. Unfortunately there's
nothing really special about that age here in New Zealand, prostitution,
pornography, alcohol and 'party pill' consumption are all at 18, with
consentual sex being at 16. Still, everyone seems to be making a big deal out
of it, and who am I to stop them.
Posted: 07 Sep 2006 02:12 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra'
A glowing white mystical symbol appears in the air before Guard.
You now feel very confident about your ability to smite down members of the
human race.
$@%#&! YOU, AND YOUR MOTHER, AND YOUR SISTER... completed!
Targets of type human are added to your list.
You watch with selfpride as your word of spite hits Guard.
Posted: 06 Sep 2006 04:55 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Mirror mine!
You receive 63328 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.
Posted: 02 Sep 2006 11:31 [ permalink ]
As Lavitz shouts the name the candles light up. The voice echoes from walls
over and over again forming an awful cacophony. You have to cover your eyes
but suddenly the voice stops and there is a woman laying on the pedestal.
Congratulations! You have just completed Necromancer's dream!
You receive 1249 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
Posted: 01 Sep 2006 02:36 [ permalink ]
[13:43]:Ghost of Nazrix [ghost]: -1 hp plz
[13:43]:(ghost): Rocker taps Nazrix on the shoulder.
[13:43]:Ghost of Nazrix [ghost]: rocker go guard it's nd
[13:43]:Ghost of Nazrix [ghost]: if nubu comes, destroy
[13:44]:(ghost): Rocker says 'Riiiiight' in a sarcastic manner.
[13:44]:Cealdyn [ghost]: :D
[13:44]:Ghost of Nazrix [ghost]: GO
[13:44]:Ghost of Nazrix [ghost]: cealdyn is already licking his lips
[13:44]:Xortoth [ghost]: i dont think you have the right to call people nubus
anymore considering you didnt know how to get 'seeker' rank :)
[13:44]:Pokka [ghost]: LOL
[13:44]:Lavitz [ghost]: don't be mean to poor Nazrix :(
[13:45]:Lavitz [ghost]: he will show you capitalist pigs what is up!
[13:45]:Nazrix [ghost]: fuck you i'm not communist
[13:46]:Lavitz [ghost]: but your rockets implied you were...
[13:47]:Nazrix [ghost]: really: who sat there and made a 25 rocket long
macro/ascii of a hammer and a sicle saying to vote comrade nazrix for
communist premier
[13:47]:Marrow [ghost]: you did it yourself?
[13:47]:Nazrix [ghost]: I was in party
[13:47]:Pokka [ghost]: :D someone did that?

(For those who missed it, it was me who done it)
Posted: 31 Aug 2006 06:15 [ permalink ]
[06:11]:Nazrix [wanted]: alright who teh fuck put me on their friend list
named "communists" ?!
[06:11]:Robinhood {wanted}: lol
[06:11]:Robinhood {wanted}: taht's hot
[06:11]:Birdie [wanted]: stalin?
[06:11]:Aedos [wanted]: everyone?
[06:11]:Nazrix [wanted]: I'm not a communist!
[06:12]:Lavitz [wanted]: I voted for you Nazrix!
[06:12]:Birdie [wanted]: agreed, you want everything nazrix, more like
capitalist:)
[06:12]:Trandar [wanted]: i want to make a friendslist just for you :)
[06:12]:Nazrix [wanted]: it's been done - nazrixtakespippelitomouth
[06:13]:Nazrix [wanted]: and I suspect  the list "apina" is just for me too


---Current lists---

1. [apina : 1]             2. [nazrixtakespippelitomouth : 1]   
3. [friends : 42]                4. [communists : 1]          

Total: 4.
Posted: 27 Aug 2006 11:14 [ permalink ]
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Posted: 27 Aug 2006 09:08 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra'
A glowing white mystical symbol appears in the air before Shopkeeper.
You now feel very confident about your ability to smite down members of the
hobbit race.
AN ODYSSY OF GENOCIDE completed!
Targets of race hobbit are added to your list.
You watch with selfpride as your word of spite hits Shopkeeper.
Posted: 19 Aug 2006 14:25 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed The quest of legolas!
You receive 15524 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
The altar glows golden for a moment. Suddenly, you feel a bit younger...
As you place to crown to the altar, the spirits of ancient elves raise their
voices in praise!

The spirits of ancient elves raise their voices in praise, as Lavitz finishes
the Quest of Legolas!
Posted: 23 Jul 2006 11:33 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Explore70!
Posted: 16 Apr 2006 06:39 [ permalink ]
Lost 150k exp to the 3 exp leechers some wiz thought it'd be fun to place in
church, got grumpy, reinced (slow) to merchant. Now I have the candy-filled
goodness of making 2.7m exp or somesuch to get back my totals... as a merch.
Any dragging would be greatly appreciated.
Posted: 08 Apr 2006 05:08 [ permalink ]
Second Damien made today. 9 hours and 30 minutes approximately this time.
Getting the key, and the first 2 mazes took around 2 and a half hours, the
jungle took around 5 hours, the citadel half an hour, and the Draconian
Commander took 1 and a half hours.
Posted: 01 Apr 2006 09:03 [ permalink ]
Reinced to Gnoll Ranger, skipped save secladin again (couldn't find any
newbies to help me), decided not to bother with any other levelquests either
this reinc (I'm impatient and not enough of my friends were on to make a quest
getting party). Level 30 at the moment, slowly plodding reinc exp back.
Posted: 19 Mar 2006 10:23 [ permalink ]
Commander tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you pierce Commander causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Commander dies in a massive pool of blood.
Commander is DEAD, R.I.P.


This is unbelievable. You see lots of treasures and jewels lying around. Just
part of the great riches the Ancient Warriors stored. So, what are you waiting
for, get all you can! A portal leads out to the outerworld again. You passed
the test!
Obvious exits are: portal and s.
a small pile of mithril coins
a scarabeous
an arm protector called Damien
a cracked red-brown carnelian
a polished pink rhodonite
a sparkling mottled aqua turquoise
a dull deep purple amethyst
a chipped white rhodonite
a small mottled aqua turquoise
a chipped red-brown carnelian
a polished red carnelian
a lovely green malachite
a gleaming reddish-purple garnet
a cracked violet garnet
a small colourless sunstone

An unearthly feeling takes over your body as you enter the room.  You
have passed the test of the Ancient Warriors and proved yourself to be worthy
of the legendary Damien; The equipment of a true warrior.  Completing this
task grants you 28792 experience; You've managed to find a truly special
place.
A mithril shard crumbles to dust.
The Tarmellen crumbles to dust.
A K'prurian crumbles to dust.
A very old dragonscale cloak crumbles to dust.
A Storm Battleaxe crumbles to dust.
A jeweled ring crumbles to dust.

You take a dull deep purple amethyst, a small colourless sunstone, a
scarabeous, a chipped white rhodonite, a gleaming reddish-purple garnet, a
polished red carnelian, an arm protector called Damien (Lavitz), a small pile
of mithril coins, a chipped red-brown carnelian, a small mottled aqua
turquoise, a cracked red-brown carnelian, a polished pink rhodonite, a
sparkling mottled aqua turquoise, a cracked violet garnet and a lovely green
malachite. 

You wear an arm protector called Damien (Lavitz).

dddddddii  This is the Great shrine of the ancient warriors. Inside are stored
dd!d!diii  the secrets of warriors that roamed the land many years ago.Above
iiii*iiii  you is a warm, still, clear night sky. A waxing crescent moon hangs
id!d!diii  in the sky.
iiiiiiiii  Obvious exits are: nw, ne, w, e, sw, se and enter.
         

Congratulations! You have just completed Ackbar's warrior shrine!
You receive 118789 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Ackbar shouts 'Lavitz has completed my warrior quest and proved himself worthy
of a Damien'
Posted: 16 Mar 2006 16:43 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Way of the warrior!

Not such a big thing in and of itself, but I soloed it, and it took me 3-4
hours to do so. Had a couple of close calls, and my good berry apparatus
really didn't last long enough to be useful, but in the end it was just a
matter of patience.
Posted: 15 Mar 2006 03:39 [ permalink ]
This is it, the real thing. You are on the arena, from where there are only
two ways out - death or victory. Either way, someone has to die, and only one
being may be standing when the fight is over. The ground is sandy and here and
there, soaked with blood. The arena walls around you are high and virtually
impossible to climb, and should someone succeed in climbing the blood-thirsty
crowd looks very eager to push one back onto the arena as quickly as possible.
Above you is a moving, clear sky. There is a brisk wind.
Obvious exits are: nw, n and ne.
A furious gladiator in full armament
*****************************************************
You miss Gladiator.
You try to dodge, but Gladiator is not fooled.
Smiling devilishly Gladiator savagely socks you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Gladiator shoves you with shield causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Gladiator nips you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
HP: 19/1009 (-682)  SP: 32/32 ()  EP: 319/319 ()  EXP: 1879 ()
Your knowledge about Gladiator's tactics allows you to evade the ambush.

You start concentrating on the skill.

Gladiator is in very bad shape.

*****************************************************
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling demonically you slit Gladiator causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Suddenly, a magical portal opens before you! 
The crowd goes silent and you can hear the emperor speak: 
'You have fought bravely and earned your freedom. Go now, as a free being!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Victi vicimus!
You receive 14859 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You can hear the emperor speak from the balcony: 
'The one who fights well shall not leave unrewarded. I grant 
you this as a token of your courage.'
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Gladiator as it dies.
Gladiator is DEAD, R.I.P.

You take a scorched slush of Gladiator. 

You start concentrating on the skill.

You light the torch.

You drop a scorched slush of Gladiator.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You use torch to do the skill.
You run around the room, waving your torch about, setting everything that will
catch on fire. Soon billowing clouds of smoke rise from the charred remains,
as you dance through the embers chortling with glee.
Gladiator's corpse is burned into char.
You feel wicked.
A bronze helmet looks valuable to you and you take it.
An iron trident looks valuable to you and you take it.
A bronze breastplate looks valuable to you and you take it.
A bronze battlesuit looks valuable to you and you take it.
A steel maul looks valuable to you and you take it.
A small wooden box (closed) looks valuable to you and you take it.
Posted: 13 Mar 2006 15:10 [ permalink ]
[13:28]:Moonlord {barbarian}: who's it gonna be?
[13:29]:Yggrasil (barbarian): oh mein gott!
[13:31]:Oogga [barbarian]: ALL HAIL THE NEW CHIEFTAIN!
[13:31]:Oogga [barbarian]: Yggrasil!
[13:32]:(barbarian): Panthos snickers.
[13:33]:Oogga [barbarian]: ALL HAIL THE NEW CHIEFTAIN!
[13:33]:Oogga [barbarian]: Sumendar!
[13:33]:Oogga [barbarian]: ALL HAIL THE NEW CHIEFTAIN!
[13:33]:Oogga [barbarian]: Jerkkis!
[13:33]:Oogga [barbarian]: ALL HAIL THE NEW CHIEFTAIN!
[13:33]:Oogga [barbarian]: Atomska!
[13:33]:Scatman [barbarian]: WHEEE!
[13:33]:(barbarian): Panthos PUUHs.
[13:35]:Oogga [barbarian]: ALL HAIL THE NEW CHIEFTAIN!
[13:35]:Oogga [barbarian]: Enochian!
[13:35]:[barbarian]: Atomska goes 'Gnnnn!'.
Posted: 13 Mar 2006 13:37 [ permalink ]
Moonlord {wanted}: reinc
Sable Bladetree shouts 'Moonlord no longer causes lag!'
Info: Moonlord is now a thrikhren.

Marking this historic day!
I ran to guild intending to take leads for even a moment, but just as I got
there, Atomska (102614 rep) took leads, so I was shite out of luck :P
Posted: 14 Feb 2006 06:26 [ permalink ]
Hour or so after bloodbath, Blayke unidles...

Blayke (wanted): who won BB
Blayke (wanted): fuck that shit
Blayke (wanted): explain to me how a noobie can be top killer
Enochian (wanted): it was rigged
Shar (wanted): :(
Ni [wanted]: who won?
[wanted]: Bartemus agrees fully.
Blayke (wanted): sum kills for lavitz, repeatedly, paying
Searc [wanted]: well, maybe he killed one 100lvl in the end and got enough
scores to win
Fobbis [wanted]: got
Shar (wanted): he killed two :)
Freld [wanted]: he killed two
Malacoda the owl [wanted]: I'm not 100 lvl!


As it happened, magic eater was on, and everyone forgot by the time it died,
still, not a particularily nice attitude for him to take when he wasn't even
participating in the bloodbath. I could understand if Chizra was pissed, since
he would have won if not for me, but as it stands, I don't see how Blayke had
any right to act that way, and my opinion of him has lowered accordingly.
Posted: 14 Feb 2006 06:23 [ permalink ]
blood scores
The scores for the current ongoing blood bath:
 #  Player        Score    | #  Player        Score
 1  Lavitz          1162   | 30 (Felder)        325   
 2  (Xunisiih)      910    | 31 (Myshkin)       325   
 3  (Sarmangoth)    902    | 32 (Blodwyn)       294   
 4  (Lyrik)         764    | 33 (Era)           288   
 5  (Zulle)         739    | 34 (Leeko)         250   
 6  (Thorak)        725    | 35 (Imperator)     231   
 7  (Andthi)        718    | 36 (Paakku)        224   
 8  (Kapu)          670    | 37 (Luca)          210   
 9  (Sareth)        666    | 38 (Nina)          189   
 10 (Marrow)        652    | 39 (Rigger)        187   
 11 (Enandor)       606    | 40 (Frenor)        183   
 12 (Cazul)         565    | 41 (Battler)       148   
 13 (Freld)         510    | 42 Pludo           145   
 14 (Searc)         509    | 43 (Endure)        145   
 15 (Bartemus)      456    | 44 Rocker          113   
 16 Chizra          450    | 45 (Ivan)          107   
 17 (Silentkilla)   448    | 46 (Aedos)         102   
 18 Darkwell        447    | 47 Toth            99    
 19 (Larppa)        433    | 48 (Reima)         75    
 20 (Chamber)       430    | 49 (Laki)          68    
 21 Orome           422    | 50 Dreadlord       53    
 22 Nuane           413    | 51 (Kaide)         15    
 23 (Vasquelor)     409    | 52 (Edrick)        10    
 24 Daerid          398    | 53 (Glarin)        8     
 25 Cran            376    | 54 (Upornik)       7     
 26 Toag            370    | 55 (Misterr)       7     
 27 (Kerzebel)      365    | 56 (Hemicuda)      5     
 28 Zarx            346    | 57 Acennan         4     
 29 Spid            328    | 
Ok.


The blood red demon shouts 'THE BLOOD BATH HAS ENDED.'
The demon tells you 'Thank you for participating in the Blood Bath.'
The demon tells you 'I'll grant you 50000 experience for your kills.'

The blood red demon shouts 'And the highest score was made by Lavitz!'
The blood red demon shouts 'The winner is Lavitz!'
The demon tells you 'Congratulations. You have the highest score of the
 living players that are logged on. You feel more experienced.
 As a reward, I'll give you this potion.'
You have the 'Killer'-rank available until the next Blood Bath.
Congratulations! You have just completed Blood bath!
Peace and order is restored to the world. Stop fighting each other.
Posted: 10 Feb 2006 04:19 [ permalink ]
Reinced to merch, made some money, reinced to reaver, made some energy,
reached third layer, lasted as reaver for 2 months, then got bored, currently
reincing to mage.
Posted: 19 Nov 2005 12:07 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 23 hours 51 minutes 8 seconds
Experience gained: 2087429
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1696290
Gold difference: +39926.00
New areas explored: 0
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 1847 Misses: 780 Parries: 0 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 15
 Criticals: 63 Dodges: 1084 Tumbles: 151 Stunned Maneuvers: 1
Posted: 14 Nov 2005 02:58 [ permalink ]
Curath still remembers your prior services.
You are now a trainee of the brotherhood of black tiger.
The guild master tells you to go to tiger shrine and studying the bulleting
board carefully.

Posted: 06 Nov 2005 12:07 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 23 hours 44 minutes 23 seconds
Experience gained: 947039
Experience lost: 83789
Experience spent: 883497
Gold difference: +151192.00
New areas explored: 0
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 131 Misses: 1766 Parries: 0 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 0
 Criticals: 3 Dodges: 0 Tumbles: 0 Stunned Maneuvers: 0
n
3 minutes and 50 seconds left till boot. Pretty good summary for a newbie mage
I think.
Posted: 27 Oct 2005 03:22 [ permalink ]
Stored here mostly for my own personal use, and so I don't loose it.
[03:12]:Melkor [bat]: What's the exact formula for max stat bonus from SS?
[03:12]:Strikerbum [bat]: lets all give a round of applause!
[03:12]:Ssmud [bat]: 29 + 1 level
[03:13]:Saldas [bat]: yes, nobody lottoes like ssmud does
[03:13]:Melkor [bat]: 29 + (1 for each SS level) ?
[03:13]:Ssmud [bat]: 29 + 1 more level.
[03:14]:Melkor [bat]: 1 more level meaning what?
[03:14]:Ssmud [bat]: if your at 29, and next level gives +6, then your max is
35. if the next level gives 11, your max is 40, tada
[03:16]:Melkor [bat]: What if I get 30 from 6 levels and 5 from 7th level...
[03:16]:Melkor [bat]: is the max 34?
[03:16]:Melkor [bat]: from 7 levels
[03:17]:Ssmud [bat]: max is 30 then
[03:17]:Ssmud [bat]: if your current bonus is 30, then thats that. but if your
at 29, then take 1 more level that gives you +6, then you can train to 29 + 7
[03:21]:Melkor [bat]: So, if I want to max my SS stat bonus I should pick a
combination that gives exactly 29 points and then take one more level?
[03:21]:Grimpold {bat}: yes
[03:21]:Marrow [bat]: yes
[03:21]:Grimpold {bat}: 29+lvl
Posted: 13 Oct 2005 01:24 [ permalink ]
Getting a little more confident (and maybe also a little TIIINY bit more
skilled) with leading. I still get parties whiped and stuff (in unfamiliar
areas atleast), but I'm getting better. Now I just need to convince Blackstar
to reinc templartarma (or at worst monktarma) so I can cut my 4man exp down to
3man!
Posted: 11 Oct 2005 15:22 [ permalink ]
Your knowledge about Shasti's tactics allows you to evade the ambush.
You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt'
You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles!
You watch with selfpride as your golden arrow hits Shasti.
Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell.
HP: 300/300 ()  SP: 687/1173 (-120)  EP: 231/231 ()  EXP: 7003 ()
Shasti is near death.
Zard reports: Hp: 1153 (1218) Sp: 31 (31) Ep: 368 (402).
You start chanting.
Zard starts concentrating on a new offensive skill.
Dralith claps his hands and whispers 'judicandus pzarcumus'
Dralith casts his spell at Malacoda.
*****************************************************
A quick feint by Jeskko leaves Shasti off balance and and unaware as Jeskko
reverses his stroke and thrusts!
Shasti gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Shasti is DEAD, R.I.P.
Now I know to most people this probably isn't a big deal, but I had always
thought that Shasti was badass (if not quite on the same level as Tenji, Akemi
and Shelaste), turns out she's a flowerpuff.
Posted: 11 Oct 2005 15:18 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt'
You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles!
You watch with selfpride as your golden arrow hits Omar.
Omar screams in pain.
You feel your magic transforming into... ACID!
You giggle like a child while the screaming Omar is covered with acid!
You giggle childishly.
Omar screams painfully.
Shoes gets damaged by the acid splashing on it.
Suit gets damaged by the acid splashing on it.
Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell.
HP: 300/300 ()  SP: 669/1173 (-120)  EP: 231/231 ()  EXP: 11764 ()
Omar is not in a good shape.
Lavitz [report]: Blast Hit! (0% Resist)
Not sure what the deal was with all that, if anyone knows what just happened
there, please clue me in, I don't even have any acid spells studied.
Posted: 09 Oct 2005 12:01 [ permalink ]
At the risk of jynxing it, I'm really enjoying this mage reinc. It's only been
a couple days so far, so I wont get ahead of myself, I might still end up
reinc out, but I hope I don't, I've been somewhat forced to party, and it's
been a lot of fun (a LOT more fun than soloing ever was). But again, I know
myself, and in 2 weeks time I'll probably be already planning my next reinc.
It's almost a little sad, I'd like to stick with mage (maybe even for good),
if only I wasn't so weak willed. I guess we'll see what happens.
Posted: 03 Oct 2005 01:56 [ permalink ]
Turned 20 years old today (3rd October, 2005)
Posted: 28 Jul 2005 06:34 [ permalink ]
..you read the scroll again and again and again!! Your eyes pulse out from
your head as you FEROCIOUSLY start howling 'IN THE NAME OF THE DAEMON I CALL
THE GREAT PIT TO OPEN AND EAT ME AWAY! THE DAEMON! THE DAEMON! WE SHALL REIGN
IN MANY!' .. you cannot stop praising the greater forces until a dark-red
light engulfs you! SUDDENLY you are somewhere else!
The scroll vanishes..
You have found the secret chamber of the high priest. The bed
looks soft and luxourious. There are some shelves on the walls
filled with all kinds of books about religions and spells.
Large paintings cover the walls.
Obvious exit is: south.
And then Sharav isn't even THERE. So, if that's the case, and I can still end
up in the damned room AFTER the fucking catdemon is already dead, then why is
it that sometimes the damned scrolls don't work?
Posted: 27 Jul 2005 20:06 [ permalink ]
Hmm, I've discovered that, with a few exceptions, such as my dodge staff, I'm
not really fond of eq. Weapons are a nescesity to any non MA using tank, but
beyond that, it just seems to me that the crappy newbie eq I can afford to buy
isn't really worth having. In the future when I am a highbie I'm sure I'll use
eq, but for now I think I'll stay mostly eqless, and try save up money for
that time.
Posted: 24 Jul 2005 12:18 [ permalink ]
Well, reinced to drow tiger after 2 weeks of barb. I will admit, I had fun as
barb, but it just couldn't hold my attention. Lets hope this works better.
Posted: 08 Jul 2005 04:57 [ permalink ]
Just to be clear on my last post, there is one person I wasn't meaning,
hopefully he knows who he is, because he seems like a reasonable guy and was
atleast prepared to listen to me.
Posted: 08 Jul 2005 04:44 [ permalink ]
So much for BatMUD being escapism
I'm not going to name names, but a friend and I had a huge argument a while
back, I said things I regret, but after so long it seemed like our friendship
would be rebuilt, but then every fucking person and their dog had to poke
their fucking noses in, either trying to help or hinder me, and in doing so
they've hurt me, that friend, and ruined a damn good friendship. So just for
future reference: I DON'T CARE WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE, DON'T INTERFEAR IN
PEOPLES FRIENDSHIPS UNLESS YOU ARE ASKED!! You don't always KNOW the whole
circumstances, you don't always KNOW the situations where things were said,
you don't always know that your help is even needed, and maybe just maybe you
might fuckup something good because of your ignorant desire to help even when
that help isn't needed or wanted. And just to be clear, this goes for certain
people who are my friends, don't worry, if you're unsure if it's you or not
then it isn't, as well as certain friends of this other person.

I come to BatMUD to escape this kind of drama, not to have to be knee deep in
it.
Posted: 03 Jul 2005 10:58 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You hit The golden commander solidly in the hip creating a nasty cut.
You hit The golden commander brutally in the neck annihilating living tissue
AND quickly hit again!
You hit The golden commander brutally in the arm annihilating living tissue
AND quickly hit again!
You hit The golden commander hard in the jaw severing an artery AND quickly
hit again!
Using your mastery of Bladed Fury you hit extra HARD!
Congratulations! You have just completed Bladed fury 250!
Your inhumanly cruel onslaught on The golden commander causes her to collapse
upon the ground writhing in sheer agony as she begs and pleads for death to
save her from the pain!
Posted: 01 Jul 2005 09:26 [ permalink ]
Krnl saw a brother in need, and got me the maaad hookup with two apollos.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAHBOYZ! He's one dawg you want as your crew!
Posted: 27 Jun 2005 04:20 [ permalink ]
Barso Rangerrrrrr
Posted: 19 Jun 2005 04:25 [ permalink ]
When did alcohol stop being so much fun? Admitedly I didn't drink much at all
this weekend (the unofficial NZ batmud con), but that was largely because I
couldn't be bothered, it just seemed like a waste of time. So much for the
weekend of drunken stupidity I had been expecting (although I was
particularily stupid, though more from sleep deprivation than anything else).
Maybe it would have helped had there been more than 2 people, more to talk
about, or just alcohol that didn't manage to burn, or be bitter, or otherwise
be less pleasant than a glass of Coke. Or maybe it's just without the throngs
of drunk party goers around me I didn't feel obligated to get drunk just to
have fun. Either way, the weekend disapointed me and I missed out on so much
mudding time.
Posted: 14 Jun 2005 08:18 [ permalink ]
Well, as everyone probably expected, I reinced out of alch. Now I'm spider
with 1 level of LoC for souls.
Posted: 06 Jun 2005 16:14 [ permalink ]
You drop h'cliz leaf to Roadkill.
Roadkill eats waxy dark green leaf.
Roadkill lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Roadkill stops existing in this reality.
Roadkill is DEAD, R.I.P.
Roadkill regenerates astonishingly fast avoiding death!
Roadkill shivers and turns pale.
Roadkill lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
A large hole replaces Roadkill's face.
Roadkill is DEAD, R.I.P.
Roadkill's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Ghost of Roadkill [ghost]: rais me
Posted: 29 May 2005 13:20 [ permalink ]
Planning reinc to alch (THIS time I will find all the potions). I'll probably
get bitched at a lot by various friends who think I should stay tiger, but
very few of those friends who will bitch have actually partied with me, and if
they had, maybe I would have felt more inclined not to reinc. As it is I could
use a change from soloing etc, and I've already increased my totals by 3-4m
this reinc, and I'm not sure I can be bothered soloing more. At any rate, with
luck I'll finish the alch reinc with around 40m totals, MAYBE enough to do
some small reaverspider combo or something. Whatever happens, atleast it'll
keep me busy for atleast a couple weeks.
Posted: 23 May 2005 14:40 [ permalink ]
<<From Full HP>>
You are prepared to do the skill.
Are you trying to kill yourself?
Fine.
Your training has really paid off!
You touch Lavitz in all the right places applying chi just perfectly. Lavitz
just falls down.
Lavitz touches you in all the right places.
Suddenly you lose all feeling from your limbs. Weird.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You die.
Posted: 21 May 2005 08:17 [ permalink ]
Not sure if I already put this, but I gave up buying my WHOLE eq set I had
planned, reinc to tiger. For the first time ever I attempted the tiger maze
run. Two deaths later I found Shelaste and I am now officially a Black Tiger.
Yay me!
Posted: 16 May 2005 06:29 [ permalink ]
You tell Kalena (*brain hemmorhage*) 'mrowf!'
Kalena tells you 'What the fuck was that'
Kalena tells you 'Don't ever do that again.'
Posted: 14 May 2005 04:34 [ permalink ]
Well, I really enjoy merchant this time around (This is the bit where I would
say "HAH! I told you so!" to all those naysayers, if I was less of a man.)
Bought a weightless +6 avoid +8 discipline headslot for 500k. Seemed like a
good deal to me. It stunted my anipium sales for a bit (I lost over half my
reserves) but now I'm getting back to a position where I can easily fill most
orders. I can repair, prot, fw, surgery, sell you anipium, and possibly MiP
too (not sure on ratio), so if you need anything, let me know, ESPECIALLY if
you have armours with quite low condition that need repair, the first 11
armours that count towards my merch belt quest get their repair at only the
cost of materials!! WOW!
Posted: 12 May 2005 02:47 [ permalink ]
Highcoins extravaganza! Anipium at 5% markup, Mithril at 10% markup! WOW!
Place your orders now before I reinc out!!
Posted: 10 May 2005 09:22 [ permalink ]
Reinced to merch on a whim. Can do armour repairs and surgeries at the moment,
so if you need em, tell me, I need your money!
Posted: 26 Apr 2005 06:14 [ permalink ]
You emote to Kalena (idle 4h, 42min and 20s) 'pesters you beyond all
tolerance.'
You emote to Kalena (idle 4h, 42min and 21s) 'pesters you beyond all
tolerance.'
You emote to Kalena (idle 4h, 42min and 22s) 'pesters you beyond all
tolerance.'
You emote to Kalena (idle 4h, 42min and 22s) 'pesters you beyond all
tolerance.'
You emote to Kalena (idle 4h, 42min and 23s) 'pesters you beyond all
tolerance.'
You emote to Kalena (idle 4h, 42min and 23s) 'pesters you beyond all
tolerance.'
You emote to Kalena (idle 4h, 42min and 24s) 'pesters you beyond all
tolerance.'
You emote to Kalena (idle 4h, 42min and 24s) 'pesters you beyond all
tolerance.'
You emote to Kalena (idle 4h, 42min and 33s) 'sighs at you.'
You tell Kalena (idle 4h, 42min and 38s) 'stop idling!'
You emote to Kalena (idle 4h, 42min and 40s) 'pesters you beyond all
tolerance.'
Kalena tells you 'fuck man'
You tell Kalena 'it worked!!!'
- Just goes to show spamming really works!
Posted: 05 Apr 2005 13:01 [ permalink ]
Well, reinced yesterday, slow reinc to priest, and forgot to turn player flag
back to safe. Oh well, can't be helped now, will just make getting that reinc
xp back a lot slower (being more careful and all)
Posted: 30 Mar 2005 00:50 [ permalink ]
Top exp Makers Mar21-Mar28 by % gain
5:       Lavitz   1883573 (  9.50%)
Made it here for the second week in a row. Not this comming week though, I've
already had a day or two of 0 exp made (took a small break from my addiction)
Posted: 21 Mar 2005 07:09 [ permalink ]
Top Expmakers Mar14-Mar21
Sorted by % Gain
6:       Lavitz   2200198 ( 12.48%)
Duuude, I rock!  (news display general 1341)
Posted: 20 Mar 2005 23:32 [ permalink ]
Puhuri is a legend. I lost my dodge staff (myname dodge staff) after boot, and
Puhuri, even though he doesn't like to sell his tps, saw a guy in need and
sold some so I could get my dodge staff back, Thanks Puhuri!
Posted: 17 Mar 2005 11:55 [ permalink ]
Also, the Gold difference in that Session summary doesn't include the 344
mithril coins I got today that are now safely in my purse.
Posted: 17 Mar 2005 11:53 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time: 23 hours 33 minutes 16 seconds
Experience gained: 803733
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 803296
Gold difference: -14537.00
New areas explored: 14
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 2872 Misses: 1353 Parries: 113 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 34
 Criticals: 98 Dodges: 1580 Tumbles: 235 Stunned Maneuvers: 2
** Around 10 minutes before boot, same day. I'm exhauste **
Posted: 17 Mar 2005 10:11 [ permalink ]
First blog entry for me, because this is the first boot where I've really
taken the game seriously. The catylist for all this was, an hour and a half
after boot, I completed The Lost Staff areaquest, got myself a dodge staff,
172k in mithril, and 140k exp or so, and realised I actually wasn't as useless
as I thought. By that time it was 1:30am in the morning in New Zealand. So I
went to bed, and after getting out of bed at around 9:30am, started playing
BatMUD. It's only a few short hours away from boot now, and I'm proud to say
that I have made 617k exp so far, and lost none. I was aiming for another
areaquest, but I got interupted by a request for help from someone *EYES
Harle* and by the time I got back it was too late. Oh well, something to do
next boot and hopefully keep this eagerness going. And for all my friends
reading this (don't know why anyone else would be), I'm sorry for my blatant
bragging and arrogance today, I hope you understand :)