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Author: khayman
Date:May 22 2011

I woke up one morning on a cold december early becouse I was having trouble
sleeping, "Well," I thought, "I might as well make the best of things and
log into Batmud. Since it was december my first act was to annoy and frustrate
my fellow mudders by asking, "Where is Santa Claus.", and "Did anyone get
nything good today?" To which someone responded go find him yourself
asshole."
So naturally I began to turn Arelium unside down looking for the man. Srangely
once finding him he instead of sitting me on his lap, he grinned evily and
then
iscretely handed a black box with red lace to me. Thinking this is odd I
opened the present uneasily. Inside was a ring and a note. Oooh, Ahh
perhaps the note will tell me the stats of this unusual ring I
thought. Unfortunately I was right. The note read "this ring is best
sacrificed at your racial shrine as it is cursed. But since you are
a mortal nd mortals are doomed to try their luck, you are desined
to make 2 wishes by wearing the ring and
spreaking your desire. But be forewarned although your wish will come
true there there will be consequeneces muahhahah. Well I thought
what on Batmud should i wish for? Aha immediately i knew the answer.
In order to be a non-sucky player i needed tps, tps costed
shitloads then, the best deals were 100k per tp on the tp exchange
back then. Since competition was heavy for big money mobs, I knew what
I had to do. I held my ring aloft and intoned the magic words
bringus wishus maximus tolit papers- and instantly
I had an urge to go buy every task point on the exchange for some
reason. So I ent to the exchange and noticed there were about
11k tps on the exchange from easonable priced to ridiculous.
"so what the hell", I thought as I attemped
to buy every single one. To my suprise I noticed I bought every
single tp on the exchange! Uh oh i thought as i realized i was
probably going to get in trouble.I noticed in my score it
showed i had over 10k tps. But I also noticed
a problem I was at about negative 4 billion gold or so.
Ugh ill never be able to pay that off, I thought.
Then people started to arrive at the tp exchange
as they noticed they were millions richer for some reason. Next
the wizzes summoned me and said I screwed things up, and asked
who did I worked for etc.It was an accident I said.
Then i was kicked off the mud, but not for good
When I could log in again I was in jail and couldnt
play, so my final act was to wish that the
wizzes would let me play again. Then they told me it was
obviously a mistake in their code and restored
my char and even gave me 20 tps
for finding a major bug.


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