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Library: In the bushes

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Author: erygon
Date:Nov 5 2014


Erygon says 'Today is the big day.'
Maraqita says 'Are you going to do it?'
Erygon says 'Yes, I'm going to win her heart by playing beautiful serenade
under her balcony.'
Maraqita says 'I'm sure it'll all work out just fine.'
Darkness has set and Erygon and Maraqita arrive to Tanyas house.
Maraqita says 'I'll go hide in the bushes, I don't want to miss a thing.'
Erygon says 'Great, just be quiet, I don't want her to know that you are
here.'
Erygon shouts 'Heyooo! M'lady! Come to the balcony!'
Tanya arrives on the balcony.
Tanya says 'Oh, is it you Erygon?'
Erygon says 'Yes, I want to play you this beautiful song, that I wrote all by
myself..'
Erygon wears kryptonite maracas.
Maracas makes rhytmic noise that sounds pleasant and familiar.
Troll dressed in gray suit arrives from the bushes.
Troll dressed in gray suit arrives from the bushes.
Man in black suit arrives from the bushes.
Man says 'Good evening, my name is Nicolas and I represent multi-continental
bardic play corporation, called Warcom.'
Nicolas says 'That song you were playing, without permission, is owned by one
of our clients.'
Troll grunts.
Erygon says 'How could you even recognize a song from this sound?'
Erygon swings his hand. Tsuka tsuka.
Nicolas says 'It's very simple, you see we have this..'
Troll whispers something in Nicolas ear.
Nicolas get concerned look on his face.
Nicoas says 'My colleague has just informed me, that our client also owns
patent to that knot you have on your belt.'
Erygon looks at a hemp rope tied to the waist.
Erygon says 'What? You want me to take off my belt?'
Nicolas says 'Well, otherwise we will take an action.'
Troll moves closer to Erygon.
Erygon shouts 'Hey! What are you trying to do?'
Troll dives at Erygon.
Erygon shouts 'No! Get off me, you son of a bitch!'
Troll stands up with rope on his hand.
Erygon shouts 'Maraqita! Help!'
Erygon gets up and his pants fall down.
Erygon says 'Is this what you wanted? Make me a fool in front of her?'
Erygon points at the balcony.
Erygon shouts 'I have to restore my honour!'
Erygon says 'Maraqita! Where the hell are you?'
Erygon searches bushes.
Lizard emerges from the bushes.
Everyone stares at the lizard.
Lizard says '8)'
Lizard leaves east.
Erygon says 'What the hell was that?'
Erygon says 'How many creeps are there in these bushes?'
Erygon searches bushes.
Air is filled with angry buzzing sound!
A swarm of bees emerge from the bushes, determined to drive the intruders
away!
Erygon shouts 'Oh crap!'
Nicolas shouts 'Nooo! Not the bees!'
Erygon leaves east.
Nicolas leaves north.
Troll leaves north.
Troll leaves north.
A swarm of bees leaves north.
Ribbit ...
Tanya arrives from the house.
Tanya shouts 'Yohoo! Erygon, where are you?'
Tanya says 'Hmph. Where did he go?'
Maraqita says 'Um, I am here.'
Tanya says 'And who are you?'
Maraqita says 'Well, I am a salesman.'
Tanya shrugs.
Tanya says 'I guess you'll do just fine'
Tanya grabs Maraqita by the arm.
Maraqita says 'Oh, ok then..'
Tanya leaves house.
Maraqita leaves house.
The end.


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