Library: Little soldier

Once upon a time there we fierce warriors named Morrigu and Victor. Warriors were sitting on their castle and idling, this is their most commonly used way to spend time. Suddenly Morrigu woke up from his idling state, which can almost be referred to hibernation. While stroking his beard he came up with an idea. "Let's get drunk." he said with lust in his eyes. Victor suddenly woke and started the thinking process. After few minutes of observating the surroundings he replied, "Ok." The battle brothers started furiously going through their notes to find combinations to unlock their purse chests. Suprisingly combinations were found rather quickly from the mess (which they called "home"). Using some mathematics they came up with a solution that they could head for the nearest inn located in Shadowkeep. On the way to the inn warrios were singing merrily about battles to come and ofcourse from battles they had fought. (some of them were not so succesfully.) Once arrived to the inn they spotted a free table near the corner. After few beers the atmosphere was great at least for them, perhaps some other story will represent differing opinion. Party of female elves arrived to the inn, warriors noticed them with enhanced peer. As usual females ignored the noisy warriors with bad charisma and just continued chatting with each other. Situation stayed as it was been from the time the party of elves entered the inn for couple of hours. Warriors continued drinking heavily during that time, because that is why they had wandered in to the inn at the first place. Warriors were allready in bad shape, and suddenly Morrigu felt that he had to use the restroom. Furiously trying he managed to stumble on his feet and started to stagger towards the place know as "paradise" for them. just before passing the females. In a blink of an eye he grabbled the nearest elf, that made her to scream loudy and she turned around bitch slapping Morrigu into the cheek. Guard who was on duty aggroed to the warriors since they both have been the little nuisance for the customers. They were made to leave the inn. Victor had felt that he was running low on ep's during the whole evening and he headed for home. Morrigu was still aggro and he said that he would follow after 10 minutes. Victor managed to get in home and was peering from the window when Morrigu would arrive. Then he saw a funny sight. Morrigu was marching toward his room with traffic sign on his shoulder. Suddenly city guards noticed the same scene and told Morrigu to stop. Morrigu stopped and turned towards the city guards who were giggling at him. Guards asked "What are you going to do with that sign ?", "I don't know." answered Morrigu who was obviously telling the truth. Guards said that he should drop the sign on the ground, he did that and fell down on the gutter. When Morrigu got out from the gutter both guards were laughing at him, and they just told him to "Maybe you just shuold go home". Morrigu did saluted the city guards and walked home muttering to him self.

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Library: Little soldier