Author: Mafia
Date:Nov 2 1995
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REPORT 22-MAY-95
Copyright (c) Mafia Prints. All Rights Reserved.
Table of Contents
MAFiA(tm), Report 22-May-95
1. Introduction.
2. Reported kills of MAFiA(tm) (Mon 22-May-95).
3. What do we offer to you?
4. What A real Mafioso don't do?
5. How to contact us.
Introduction
This report gives you some basic infomation about Mafia(tm)
and it's laws. So you shouldn't give us those stupid tells
asking about it. There is also a list of the official
kills of the Mafia included to this report. No healers
shouldn't been killed, If were, it was probably because
you were something as stupid as a Giant healer...
Anyway. We are sorry about it...
The reasons why we kill other people are simple:
A. The more there are people - the more there is LAG.
B. When a newbie notices that someone is hitting,
he/she/it learns the meaning of escaping and if
don't, ...learns atleast the meaning of praying.
C. Just to have a reason for the 'NEWBIE OF THE WEEK' award.
Reported kills of the MAFiA(tm) in Alphabetical order:
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Abcdefghi Azaziel Azzhole
Baa Blaaster Doke
Ebola x 4 Ergor (joke) Fantasy
Gain Grome Gsordo
Hammermill x 2 Hampuusi x 3 (joke) Hannu x 2
Herpes High x 2 Higlander (accident)
Hiiri (joke) Homopekka x 4 Idles
Koalie Kublai x 2 Kutri
Luppakorva Maggoth Mahon (accident)
Mack Manacubus Mikko
Moilo Murkku Newstorm
Oden Osiris Peon
Phase x 3 Puppet Quanuc x 2
Raknar Reboot Redhorn
Roosevelt x 2 Russian Scoff
Simpaty Snooze Summanen x 5
Suon Teitsi Tomba
Tts x 2 Tyorl x 2 Vesuva
Vertigal x 3 Wolflord Xar
Xetal Zeren
...and few more.
Total kills: 82
To you this may be terrible slaughtering...
but our point of view is a bit differend. We rather
call it 'Survival training'.
What Do We Offer to You?
All the MAFiA Brothers have/will have following advantages:
- Won't be killed by Mafia (without reason).
- Own channel for chat help and information.
- LAG-terminating parties when nothing else helps.
- Stolen goods with lower price.
- Drugs (raises stats) with lower price. (if there's any).
- Punishing parties when someone really fucks up with us.
- Castle of the MAFiA Brothers.
We are planing something new all the time...
There are also ...few secret things which can't be told yet,
not even to members.
As you can see there's not much to offer for now...
but there will be when we turn our money-machines on.
What A real Mafioso don't do?
- don't kill a member of MAFiA(tm).
- don't kill a healer.
- don't fuck around claiming to be a member of MAFiA(tm).
- don't give orders to higher ones.
- don't shout our plans to outsiders.
- don't steal from the members of MAFiA(tm).
- don't forget to report the kills.
etc.
- DON'T FUCK UP!
How to Contact us.
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