Author: Qurp
Date:Jun 8 2000
Lythlandria: Lythlandria the he-woman, comes to bat to fullfill her perverted needs. This old spinster loves newbies, attaches them to her web with strong ties. There she comes again, crap-comments pouring out of her brain. Those ideas of hers don't make any sense, the crap-covering is just too dense. That chuckle makes shivers run down my spine, and she also possesses 100% - mastery of whine. Run as fast as you can, this queen-spider will devour any man. Wormtongue: Don't bother getting your eq chested, sooner or later this man will get it dested. The happy-happy-joy-joy-party gathers, wasting monsters the mass-killing masters. Only the 20th kill, 'boy what a thrill'. The understanding of tune from hell, what he'll do next, nobody can tell. The greedy bastard on a run, the only way to handle his kind is with a gun. Sly: Sly the mighty mage, with an IQ half of the normal people of his age. He dies like a bitch, filling ghost with lines of shit. The fumblemaster starts casting, S&M session everlasting. Soon the party is a goner, Sly goes 'DOH', a real rl-Homer. A word to the wise, avoid the batmud Sly's. Krzysiek: Krzysiek the nobrain, this man feels no pain. Getting offed every day, he must enjoy it, what a gay. The great whinemaster is online, already speaking to arches, wasting no time. Fills their heads with lies, soon Baltzebub gets zapped and dies. If you want to speak, forget Krzysiek, he has a brain-tissue leak. Aceduck: Aceduck the retarded, at birth his brain was discarded. Nobody understands what he says, his english is a total mess. If you want spam, call this man, he even licks ass, to avoid a ban. You'd better ignore him, he is the braindamage inflicting - king. Dethwishh: Dethwishh the man with big mouth, if you disagree with him you're a lout. You'd better not insult him, or he'll sue you for committing a sin. Fear the rotten attorneys hate, back down when it's not too late. He'd even sue the mud if he only could. Wermo: Wermo the mighty finn possesses a brain totally dim The turdbrain on a run to arches as bright as a sun Soon your weapons are gone leaving only your teeth to hone Wermo got them dested at this job he can't be bested. Cantspeak a'la Ioreth (original song by Danzig) Cantholz, cantlead Ioreth whines through her teeth cantheal "disintegration-deal" Monsters eat her for a meal Cantplay, cantsay if Henry dies 10th time today No wit but can echo holz-shit Cantsell or arches could tell that it goes down too well Cantthink, nolink went down in an eyeblink No brain No gain here's a life-link for calling her lame Cantfight, nomight hiding carefully out of sight Holzdork 'don't echo you fat pork' We've killed a monster of that sort Steelheart: Annoying whine on bat you thinking 'who the hell is that?' It's the egoman Steelheart his opinions as valuable as the wind of my fart He thinks arches don't know their jobs when soloing only 1k/min he lets out small sobs He's such a badass to the newbies of the game when against greater power he becomes oh so tame Who gave him that name for a man of steel he is pretty lame