Library: Religion

World Religions In A Nutshell (the new expanded edition) Taoism Shit happens Confucianism Confucius say "Shit happens" Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit Zen What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism The shit happened before Islam If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Protestantism Let shit happen to someone else. Catholicism If shit happens, you deserved it. Judaism Why does shit always happen to us? Mormonism Our shit is better than your shit New-age We are all part of the same shit. Est You're responsible for all the shit that happens. Scientology If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you. Satanism We hope bad shit happens to all of you. Mysticism This is really wierd shit. Rastafarian Hey, this is good shit mon. Shamanism Whooaa ...Holy shit! Agnosticism You can't prove any of this shit. Atheism I don't believe any of this shit. Freudianism All this shit's my parents fault! Jungianism This shit must really mean something. Zoroastrianism 9000 years of shit for a bet? Mithralism I know more shit than you. Gnosticism It only looks like shit. Hari Krishna Do you wanna buy this shit? Marxism All history is the history of shit happening. Leninism The party knows why shit happens. Stalinism Anyone saying shit happens will be shot. Libertarianism This is my shit! Monetarism The market controls the amount of shit happening. Keynsianism The government makes shit happen Randism Shit is shit. Baha'ism It's all the same shit really. Environmentalism We're all in the shit. Anglicanism We're not really sure if any of this shit happenned. Calvinism Shit never happens to the elect. Existensialism So, shit happens, so what? Creationism How could all this shit just happen by accident? Formalism Happens (shit) Evolutionism This shit evolved from some lower form of shit. Sophism "Shit"? How do you know it was "shit"? Did you step in this "shit"? Was it "shit" or was it Memorex? Born again- Jesus died for my shit. Christian

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