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Author: Humbaba
Date:Nov 4 1999
q: Why do some practice newbie killing? a: because they have small penises and
smaller brains q: Where do babies come from? a: The church of all gods. q:
What creatures should you attack? a: Orphans, bunnies and pigeons always,
frogs void objects and ants from level 4 on, An
and in general everything you think you can kill. q: Why are you writing this?
a: Because I'm horny but have no woman, that's why!
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