Library: A day in little Jack's life

Sun shines and birds sing on a beautiful autumn morning. People are awakening from their slumber and getting ready for day's work. In a small suburban apartment a small boy wakes to irritating sound of an alarm clock. Little Jack stretches his arms and puts his clothes on. After brushing his teeth he proceeds to kitchen to eat breakfast, but alas the kitchen is empty. Mom has not prepared breakfast. Slowly little Jack opens the bedroom door and steps inside only to notice that the bed is empty. Nobody has slept in the bed. Scratching his head Jack continues to the workroom where he finally sees her mother. "Mother, I'm hungry, can you make me breakfast?" asks little Jack. "In a second honey, mommy has to kill this one monster first." answers the mother. Little Jack looks at his mother and whines "But but, you're killing Burglefloogah, it will take hours!". "In a second honey, in a second..." whispers mother. Disappointed little Jack moves to next room and finds his father typing fast on his computer. "I will pkill you if you dont make me breakfast now!" exclaims little Jack. His father pales a bit and says "Ok, let's go see what we have in the fridge". Hungrily little Jack ventures to kitchen his father following him in the 2nd row. Father stomps to the fridge and opens the door. "Honey! Didn't you go to shop yesterday?" yells the father. Silence. "Honey! The fridge is empty, you said you took care of it" calls the father. After a moment little Jack and his father go to workroom behind the mother. "Mommy, don't say you didn't go to market and buy food" whines little Jack. "Oh, what did you say? Ahh, yes yes, I donated all the food money to bat." answers the mother. Starving and tired little Jack finally makes it to school after a short negotiation talks with his father about how fast a psionicist can kill a tarmalen. Exhaustion and medieval history class makes little Jack sleepy and after a while he starts to snore. The school ring bells and little Jack awakes. He starts running out to schoolyard with everyone else, but in halfway he stops. "Hey, whos the leader? The party formation is not right. Tanks should be in first row!" he exclaims. Other kids continue running out while Jack mutters to himself about exp newbies. "Okay! That's it! I'm out of your party!" he utters. A kid bumps into Jack from behind and continues his way out. "Oh gawd damn! Have to go unchest and show that prick some manners" little Jack cries out. Grinning wickedly little Jack comes out from sports equipment storage wielding in his left hand a curling stick and in his right hand an ice-skate. In his head he wears a floorball mask and a pair of boxing gloves hang from his improvised belt made of a skipping-rope. "PERKELE! KILARI!" echoes through school hallways and little Jack starts running outside. A boy stands twiddling his thumbs near the sports hall. Hearing some cursing behind he turns around only to see a glazing blade before it horribly shreds crushing the skull, forcing brain tissue to fly out. The curling stick BARBARICALLY BASHES pulling out the still beating heart. Walking past little Jack states "Some motherfuckers are always trying to iceskate uphill." To little Jack's annoyance his previous actions made the city guards aggressive and reluctantly he decides to chest his equipment go serve the sentence so he can train in this boot still. Wondering why nobody has dug a grave for the corpse he walks past it back to sports hall. After chesting he comes back only to find the corpse still laying there on the ground. "Hey! If someone resses this guy, I will pkill them too! You have been warned! And someone dig a grave for this corpse" little Jack yells before the cityguards come and arrest him. "How much longer till reboot? Can't I go already, I've served my sentence already!" little Jack mutters in a padded white cell.

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Library: A day in little Jack's life