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Author: xortan
Date:Mar 7 2004

Xortan Greybeard the Bard Presents:
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The Tale of Willy, the Poor Goblin
(Part One, Written in February 2004)
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There once was a goblin who stank...
Kept his fish in his pants like a bank...
When the Elves would ask why...
He would puff up and sigh...
'Well aye starrted it just fer a praenk! ...'

And lest the Goblin Anti Defamation League...
Get Its panties all up in a bunch...
Let us point out that this specimen of pulchritude...
Had no better place to keep his lunch.

Now then, after a month, when he stank back to fronth...
Even fish would no longer come near him...
Yes, he went to the store, but they bolted the door...
For the smell, it sure did not endear him...

He ran so low on fish that he started to wish...
He had eels, or some mushroom or tuber...
But he'd gotten so weak that he barely could squeak...
And his pants were too stiff to maneuver...

So he shucked them and crawled...
With his butt green and bald...
Thru the swamp where he'd fished in his heyday...

There! He's spotted an eel...And its gastric appeal...
Makes him feel that this surely is payday!

When the deer, duck, and frog...
Near the pond by his bog...
Heard him screech they went silly in terror...

For he fished with a string...
And he caught up his 'thing'...
Then he bit off his Willy in error!

!!!...Look Out For That Carp....!!!
!......Part Two, Coming Soon......!
!.......Thanks For Reading!.......!
!!!.............................!!!


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