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Author: Sciurine
Date:Jul 23 1996

            The Book of Armaments: Chapter 2 verses 9 to 21.
 
...And St. Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying...
'O Lord, bless this, thy Hand Grenade, that with it thou mayst blow
thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs,
and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangotans, and
breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and lice....
 
And the Lord spake, saying 'First shall thou take out the holy pin,
then shall thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shall be the number thou shall count,
and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shall thou not count, nor thou shall countest to two,
excepting that thou shall then proceed to three. Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number been reached,
then lobest thou thy Holy Handgrenade of Antioch towards thy foe,
who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'
 
                                AMEN


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