Author: cola
Date:Apr 5 2005
Once upon a time there were three goblins. There was a small, disgusting
goblin,a bigger ugly goblin and a huge green goblin. They lived with their
friends in a large goblin cave, which was perfect for their health, there were
plenty of food and fresh water for them all.
One night an intruder from outerworld came to goblin cave. He was huge, bright
and powerful and spoiled everything, and the place werent the same anymore.
The intruder killed all other goblins but those three, who luckily hid
themselves in the enormous fireplace. When the massacre was over, the attacker
ate their food. The water wasnt fresh anymore, it became red from all the
spilled blood. When the intruder was replete, he left from the cave.
Soon the three goblins grew hungry. They knew there was a friendly place
called Newbie mountain nearby. They had heard that there are different kind of
animals living there in harmony, and there is plenty of food for everyone.
Without hesitation they decited to start their journey to Newbie mountain.
They travelled through valleys, forests and plains.. the biggest, huge green
goblin, was also the strongest, and despite its size of teeth, hair and axe it
was very friendly to other goblins, and they became good friends during that
journey. When the smallest was out of energy and couldnt keep going anymore,
the biggest started to carry it. In one point, the huge green goblin even
carried both smaller goblins at the same time..maybe it tells you something
about the strength it had.
They walked ten days all day long without any breaks, trying to avoid trackers
who were after the smell of fresh flesh. When they saw the mountains rising in
the horizon they thought that they were safe and started cheering and jumping
up and down happily, but at the same time an enormous grizzly bear ambushed
the goblins, and almost immediately chopped off the green goblin's right arm.
The huge green goblin went unconscious right away and other two goblins fleed
away in to the bushes. Grizzly bear prepared to feast with the unconscious
corpse of goblin, however the two other goblins decided to save their friend
by risking their own lives. The small goblin went back teasing bear, and when
the bear turned its head towards the small goblin, the bigger one came out
from the bushes and hit the bear with all his strength in the back of the
bears head with the goblin war axe. The bear didnt die, but it got stunned,
and stayed stunned long enough to that the goblins were able to carry their
unconscious friend away.
A few hours later the two goblins arrived to the entrance of Newbie mountain,
carrying their friend on their shoulders. Right away their rumours about
friendly creatures in the Newbie mountain turned to be true and right after
the friendly animals figured out that the third goblin needs help, they picked
up healing herbs and started taking care of the injured goblin.
After few hours the huge goblin already blinked his eyes, and after few weeks
it was ok. The goblins lived their lives happily ever after in the Newbie
mountain.