Author: boot
Date:Dec 3 2005
A Macabre Christmas Tale, original play by Boot, performed first Dec 3, 2005
%Skinny_Nica_Laus opens a great big, elaborately carved door
%Skinny_Nica_Laus knocks some of the snow off his boots and warms his hands by
the fire
%Skinny_Nica_Laus adjusts his clothes that appear way too large for him
%Skinny_Nica_Laus looks around at the luxurious entryway and the women draping
themselves about the parlour
%Madame says 'Hello, sir, may I interest you in one of my girls tonight?'
%Madame gestures across to all beautiful, scantily clad women
%Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Why, yes, but... I have certain needs...'
%Skinny_Nica_Laus blushes slightly then composes himself
%Madame says 'Why, of course, Mr.....'
%Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Laus, Mr. Laus, but you can call me Nica.'
%Skinny_Nica_Laus smiles happily
%Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'I need a room on the top floor, preferably with a
fireplace.'
%Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Oh. No need to start the fire just yet.'
%Madame smiles coyly
%Madame says 'I don't think that is a problem. On Christmas Eve we don't have
too many customers yet. They're all home with their families, most of 'em at
least.'
%Madame gestures BlondeWhore to come over
%Madame says 'I think you might like this one.'
%Madame winks suggestively
%Skinny_Nica_Laus nods agreeably
%Skinny_Nica_Laus heads up the lavish staircase with BlondeWhore on his arm
%BlondeWhore nibbles at Nica's ear
%BlondeWhore pulls back the covers on a magnificent bed
%BlondeWhore purrs at the feel of silk
%BlondeWhore gropes at Nica to undo his clothes
%BlondeWhore says 'So what takes your fancy tonight?'
%Skinny_Nica_Laus blushes redly
%BlondeWhore smiles suggestively
%Skinny_Nica_Laus stumbles back at her advance and falls into a chair
%Skinny_Nica_Laus looks at the great big chair and smiles knowingly
%Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Why don't you come sit on my lap and tell me what
you'd like for Christmas?'
%Skinny_Nica_Laus smiles joyfully
%BlondeWhore purrrrrrrrs sensually
%BlondeWhore giggles inanely and sits on Nica's lap
%BlondeWhore says 'I want a big cock right here'
%BlondeWhore spreads her legs a little and points
%BlondeWhore starts to grope down Nica's pants
%Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Naughty'
%Skinny_Nica_Laus picks up the BlondeWhore and throws her on the bed and eats
her
%Skinny_Nica_Laus rubs his tummy as he finishes her off
%Skinny_Nica_Laus takes the bones and tosses them up the chimney
%Skinny_Nica_Laus listens to some scurrying up on the roof and nods
%Skinny_Nica_Laus opens the door and calls out
%Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Madame, Madame, I need another girl'
%The_Twins come sauntering into the room
%The_Twins go to each of Nicas arms and smile coyly
%The_Twins says 'You think twins might help you sate your appetite?'
%The_Twins lick their lips and each give him a kiss on the cheek
%Skinny_Nica_Laus looks them both over and nods
%Skinny_Nica_Laus sits back down on the great big chair
%Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Why don't you come sit on my lap and tell me what
you'd like for Christmas?'
%The_Twins go 'Mmmmmmm' and grin
%The_Twins go sit on each of Nica's knees and bend close to his ear
%The_Twins says 'We want you to fuck one of us while she eats the other. Maybe
you can play with our titties too.'
%Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Naughty'
%Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'How about I just eat both of you?'
%Skinny_Nica_Laus throws them down onto the bed pinning them both under his
weight
%Skinny_Nica_Laus eats the Twins heartily
%Nica_Laus picks his teeth a bit
%Nica_Laus rubs his growing belly
%Nica_Laus tosses the bones up the chimney
%Nica_Laus heads back to the door shouting out
%Nica_Laus shouts 'Madame, Madame, I need another girl'
%Buxom_Wench walks in gracefully full of herself
%Buxom_Wench smiles seductively and fondles her large breasts teasingly
%Buxom_Wench whispers 'So are you now ready for a real woman?'
%Nica_Laus watches her closely and slowly sits back in his chair
%Nica_Laus says 'Why don't you come sit on my lap and tell me what you'd like
for Christmas?'
%Buxom_Wench saunters over to the chair
%Buxom_Wench leans over so her breasts rub up against his face as she takes a
seat
%Buxom_Wench leans close to Nica nibbling his earlobe
%Buxom_Wench whispers softly
%Nica_Laus looks shocked
%Nica_Laus whispers 'Naughty!'
%Nica_Laus throws her onto the bed and bgins to eat her starting with her
boobs
%Madame knocks on the door
%Madame says 'Is everything all right in there?'
%Fat_Nica_Laus burps rudely
%Fat_Nica_Laus rubs his belly satisfied. It now bulges out filling his red
coat.
%Fat_Nica_Laus shouts 'Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas'
%Fat_Nica_Laus drops a large pile of coals in the fireplace
%Fat_Nica_Laus heads to the chimney up and away
%Madame bursts through the door
%Madame runs to the window and sees a sleigh of bones alighting from the
rooftop
%Madame says 'What have you done? Who are you?!? You haven't paid!!!'
%Fat_Nica_Laus shouts 'I'm Santa Claus! You had some naughty girls so I left
you some coal!!!'
%Fat_Nica_Laus shouts 'Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!'