Author: boot
Date:Dec 3 2005
A Macabre Christmas Tale, original play by Boot, performed first Dec 3, 2005 %Skinny_Nica_Laus opens a great big, elaborately carved door %Skinny_Nica_Laus knocks some of the snow off his boots and warms his hands by the fire %Skinny_Nica_Laus adjusts his clothes that appear way too large for him %Skinny_Nica_Laus looks around at the luxurious entryway and the women draping themselves about the parlour %Madame says 'Hello, sir, may I interest you in one of my girls tonight?' %Madame gestures across to all beautiful, scantily clad women %Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Why, yes, but... I have certain needs...' %Skinny_Nica_Laus blushes slightly then composes himself %Madame says 'Why, of course, Mr.....' %Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Laus, Mr. Laus, but you can call me Nica.' %Skinny_Nica_Laus smiles happily %Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'I need a room on the top floor, preferably with a fireplace.' %Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Oh. No need to start the fire just yet.' %Madame smiles coyly %Madame says 'I don't think that is a problem. On Christmas Eve we don't have too many customers yet. They're all home with their families, most of 'em at least.' %Madame gestures BlondeWhore to come over %Madame says 'I think you might like this one.' %Madame winks suggestively %Skinny_Nica_Laus nods agreeably %Skinny_Nica_Laus heads up the lavish staircase with BlondeWhore on his arm %BlondeWhore nibbles at Nica's ear %BlondeWhore pulls back the covers on a magnificent bed %BlondeWhore purrs at the feel of silk %BlondeWhore gropes at Nica to undo his clothes %BlondeWhore says 'So what takes your fancy tonight?' %Skinny_Nica_Laus blushes redly %BlondeWhore smiles suggestively %Skinny_Nica_Laus stumbles back at her advance and falls into a chair %Skinny_Nica_Laus looks at the great big chair and smiles knowingly %Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Why don't you come sit on my lap and tell me what you'd like for Christmas?' %Skinny_Nica_Laus smiles joyfully %BlondeWhore purrrrrrrrs sensually %BlondeWhore giggles inanely and sits on Nica's lap %BlondeWhore says 'I want a big cock right here' %BlondeWhore spreads her legs a little and points %BlondeWhore starts to grope down Nica's pants %Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Naughty' %Skinny_Nica_Laus picks up the BlondeWhore and throws her on the bed and eats her %Skinny_Nica_Laus rubs his tummy as he finishes her off %Skinny_Nica_Laus takes the bones and tosses them up the chimney %Skinny_Nica_Laus listens to some scurrying up on the roof and nods %Skinny_Nica_Laus opens the door and calls out %Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Madame, Madame, I need another girl' %The_Twins come sauntering into the room %The_Twins go to each of Nicas arms and smile coyly %The_Twins says 'You think twins might help you sate your appetite?' %The_Twins lick their lips and each give him a kiss on the cheek %Skinny_Nica_Laus looks them both over and nods %Skinny_Nica_Laus sits back down on the great big chair %Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Why don't you come sit on my lap and tell me what you'd like for Christmas?' %The_Twins go 'Mmmmmmm' and grin %The_Twins go sit on each of Nica's knees and bend close to his ear %The_Twins says 'We want you to fuck one of us while she eats the other. Maybe you can play with our titties too.' %Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'Naughty' %Skinny_Nica_Laus says 'How about I just eat both of you?' %Skinny_Nica_Laus throws them down onto the bed pinning them both under his weight %Skinny_Nica_Laus eats the Twins heartily %Nica_Laus picks his teeth a bit %Nica_Laus rubs his growing belly %Nica_Laus tosses the bones up the chimney %Nica_Laus heads back to the door shouting out %Nica_Laus shouts 'Madame, Madame, I need another girl' %Buxom_Wench walks in gracefully full of herself %Buxom_Wench smiles seductively and fondles her large breasts teasingly %Buxom_Wench whispers 'So are you now ready for a real woman?' %Nica_Laus watches her closely and slowly sits back in his chair %Nica_Laus says 'Why don't you come sit on my lap and tell me what you'd like for Christmas?' %Buxom_Wench saunters over to the chair %Buxom_Wench leans over so her breasts rub up against his face as she takes a seat %Buxom_Wench leans close to Nica nibbling his earlobe %Buxom_Wench whispers softly %Nica_Laus looks shocked %Nica_Laus whispers 'Naughty!' %Nica_Laus throws her onto the bed and bgins to eat her starting with her boobs %Madame knocks on the door %Madame says 'Is everything all right in there?' %Fat_Nica_Laus burps rudely %Fat_Nica_Laus rubs his belly satisfied. It now bulges out filling his red coat. %Fat_Nica_Laus shouts 'Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas' %Fat_Nica_Laus drops a large pile of coals in the fireplace %Fat_Nica_Laus heads to the chimney up and away %Madame bursts through the door %Madame runs to the window and sees a sleigh of bones alighting from the rooftop %Madame says 'What have you done? Who are you?!? You haven't paid!!!' %Fat_Nica_Laus shouts 'I'm Santa Claus! You had some naughty girls so I left you some coal!!!' %Fat_Nica_Laus shouts 'Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!'