Nothing is more comforting to a warrior going into battle,
then having his trusty sword, or axe in his hand. But there comes
a time when he may not have the luxury of his familiar tools of
the trade. If that happens, he must be able to make do in a pinch
with whatever he can get his hands on. Chairs, tables, eating 
utensils, anything he can pick up and swing, can make a formidable
weapon, if one knows what to do with it. Some say that the true
masters of this skill claim they must be intoxicated for it to
work to its full potential.